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      ATAC Travel Guide   10/17/2016

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  1. ... & let's not forget this (from 4 minutes 15 seconds in ...
  2. I live next door to a really thick PC Plod - real warmer he is too. Built the ugliest fence right around the property which resembles a reconstructed wooden pallet - said he wanted to build the fence and grow the hedges to stop people who might want to steal his children. Always pissing about moving shit in the garden from AtoB, then BtoC then back to A - never seems to be at work either. That was pretty much the last time I spoke to the moron.
  3. the wee hurrie - in troon - where they don't do suppers but will serve you chips for about 2 quid extra buon appetito - in clarkston
  4. some disappointing stuff going on here gents - barney's a jags fan (like me) and was simply extending his sincere opinion on a tragic accident on the opposing fans on the way to a football game - facts are some folk will be without their son/dad/husband tonight with three others not doing so well which is a very sad chain of events without wishing to appear in any way maudlin, showing a bit of empathy for a fellow football fans family (regardless of how much you can all despise the entity of RFC) on a football forum seems an appropriate thing to do seeking to score political anti-club points in such a manner is disrespectful indeed.
  5. don't know why you bother winning the league - just to get your arses melted in Europe time after time same old story - it's always a 'steep learning curve' excuse trottred out for whatever game you get meted in ... instead of consistency at a high level lazy defending - unfit - poor goalkeeping - that's what I saw dressed up tonight - good enough to get by in the domestic league I suppose glad the jags are just where they are and don't bother their arses qualifying for these tourneys.
  6. ... not forgetting losing to a team of part-timers from the local kibbutz in Israel ... part of their wonderful start to the season too along with pre-season losses to other teams in the deluded 'champions cup' - scraping through with a baw hair against bear shaver for group stage glory ... I suppose there's always the cash wonder if they kicked in the bogs at the nou camp?
  7. I saw this the other day at the waterfall whilst walking the dug - i'm sure there was an issue with these bits of sh*t on a bridge in paris years ago which were all cut off as it was damaging the bridge. Given that it's a two-bob structure at the waterfall the easy solution is to take off the chicken wire in a one-er, skip the lot then electrify the fecker to prevent further damage. Local shop owners should also get the jail for selling locks irresponsibly to the check me out narcissistic non-entities in the age range 14 to 35 who buy them.
  8. As a Jags fan of nearly 40 years this one has to be my favourite - I know a lassie, a bonnie, bonnie lassie, she's as tight as the paper on the wall (on the wall ) she's got legs like a spider I'd love to fkin ride her Mary fae Maryhill altogether now ... I was just about tae pump her when her t*ts felll out her jumper and her knees were banging on the wall (on the wall ) she's got a big fat belly her eyes were awfy skelly Mary fae Maryhill
  9. It's on my bucket list ... just fukn die and spare us the details please The Olympic Park here in Rio is buzzing - bollocks the venues are 3/4 empty - lucky if there were 100 people watching the 34 mile cycling time trial today
  10. take him to see the Jags - two games at Firhill and he'll be back on the piss guaranteed
  11. That's appalling! Is the grammar on display on this 'pupil contract' symptomatic of the standards within the classroom at this school? If I had a kid at this school I'd be quite concerned. Sounds like a primary school populated solely be women teachers who simply can't be ersed with the bairns kicking a ball during breaks & are looking to swiftly get the whole cohort grounded for the session - what a bunch of zoomers! How about a few more: I will not play long bawls I will not say "year maw" I will not play tick-e-tack style
  12. The blue pound is only worth 5 pence - especially if you happen to be a creditor of oldco.
  13. I was a bit like the OP last year - added it up after seeing some baldy masterchef presenter doing a programme on monthly shopping spend - discovered that I was about £650 for 2 weeks and the wife was about £500 for her 2 weeks - a right fkin eye opener. In addition to shopping in the wrong places for the big shops, the main problem was almost daily drop-ins to get £10 here, £20 there extras throughout the month. Out went M&S/Waitrose/Sainsburys for me and I now happily do my 2 shops at Lidl with a small trolley-full coming in about £70 and the rest gets topped up at Morrisons - have saved nearly £3k in past year if that's an incentive. Sadly the missus simply will not go to Lidl and her twice monthjly bill is the same. Plan the meals - but what's needed and stay away from mid-week trips for extras. For the record I was buying for a family of 5.
  14. Lost best part of 3 stones in 3/4 months by having either fruit or a soup at lunch during weekdays at work - normal breakfast & dinner More exercise - played fitba, went for the odd run but took the dug a 3/4/5 miler each day at brisk pace - weight just dropped off. Less drink - that was the real bassa. And stay away from Killie pies - those bastards have Type 2 Diabetes written all over them!
  15. rangers players broke the golden rule as the losing team with a pitch invasion - get the fk out of dodge at full speed - dawdling about on a pitch with that in full swing was naive - however aas I have mentioned before the players should not have been assaulted