I want to qualify with you.sung to Life With You by the Proclaimers.when I was a younger man...when I was a silly boy...I didn‘t need a thing...we qualified for everything,viewed world cup finals as a joy...since ‘98 I‘ve been distraught...we‘ve qualified for next to naught....I never thought I would see so many managers leave...so many toil to stop the rot.I want to qualify with you...don't want to be left at home.I can't concieve all the years left to me,without you where you belong.what if what if what if what...ift's not perferct then it's not...but every care I'll take...nothing I won't forsake to dwell inside Hamden park...every time I think about you I think I cant live without you...I'll tell you something I am nothing without you.I want to qualify with you...Dont want to be left at home...I cant conceive all the years left to me....without you where you belong.(then repeat chorus with gusto)shamelessly stolen lyrics with a wee tweak.might be a good one for the boozer.