Ormond Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Carrie Fisher's broon breid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bino's Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 poor Neil r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 27, 2016 Author Share Posted December 27, 2016 Just now, Bino's said: poor Neil r He'll be in a sore place right now. My heart goes out to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernscum Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Surely his "Celebrity death alarm" has gone off by now? I hope he is OK...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil r Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Ehhhh it wasnt me. I had nothing to do with it. That white bikini thing though... anyway... 60 year old female with a long history of alcohol and drug abuse, including cocaine, who once overdosed on a mixture of sleeping tablets and prescrption medication dies of a heart attack shock. Damn you 2016. Thoughts and prayers to the Wookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 27, 2016 Author Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 minute ago, neil r said: Ehhhh it wasnt me. I had nothing to do with it. That white bikini thing though... anyway... 60 year old female with a long history of alcohol and drug abuse, including cocaine, who once overdosed on a mixture of sleeping tablets and prescrption medication dies of a heart attack shock. Damn you 2016. Thoughts and prayers to the Wookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bino's Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 these poor celebraties all dying after a lifetime of substance abuse the injustice of it all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 27, 2016 Author Share Posted December 27, 2016 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Bino's said: these poor celebraties all dying after a lifetime of substance abuse the injustice of it all Ach, my Mrs has picked an age of 53 for me due to my love of swally. She says my liver will pack in and 53 is as far as I'll make it. I'm 36 now. Whit a morbid tart. Edited December 27, 2016 by Ormond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil r Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Ormond said: Ach, my Mrs have picked an age of 53 for me due to my love of swally. She says my liver will pack in and 53 is as far as I'll make it. I'm 36 now. Whit a morbid tart. Thoughts and prayers in advance. The curse of 2033 stalks its first victim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 27, 2016 Author Share Posted December 27, 2016 Just now, neil r said: Thoughts and prayers in advance. The curse of 2033 stalks its first victim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bino's Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ormond said: Ach, my Mrs have picked an age of 53 for me due to my love of swally. She says my liver will pack in and 53 is as far as I'll make it. I'm 36 now. Whit a morbid tart. when you go we'll claim on here that you once donated £12.50 to charity your early demise from tanking the bevvy will be forgotten about instantly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 27, 2016 Author Share Posted December 27, 2016 Just now, Bino's said: when you go we'll claim on here that you once donated £12.50 to charity your early demise from tanking the bevvy will be forgotten about instantly I donated that much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 17 minutes ago, Ormond said: Ach, my Mrs has picked an age of 53 for me due to my love of swally. She says my liver will pack in and 53 is as far as I'll make it. I'm 36 now. Whit a morbid tart. Is she a George Michael fan ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil r Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Is she a plamfer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 27, 2016 Author Share Posted December 27, 2016 Just now, TDYER63 said: Is she a George Michael fan ? She's forever telling me "If I'm gonna do it, do it right" I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ormond said: She's forever telling me "If I'm gonna do it, do it right" I suppose. As opposed to wham, bam, thank you m'am ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Richard Adams (Watership Down) has also passed away at the age of 96 No age at all 2016 is finishing on a roll Brucie, Robert Redford, Spartacus & The Queen are currently in hiding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil r Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Lulu. Please let 'the curse' fall on Lulu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bino's Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Ally Bongo said: Richard Adams (Watership Down) has also passed away at the age of 96 No age at all 2016 is finishing on a roll Brucie, Robert Redford, Spartacus & The Queen are currently in hiding imagine what the national outpouring of grief will be like when the queen goes a weeks silence followed by a weeks applause for starters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 26 minutes ago, Ormond said: Ach, my Mrs has picked an age of 53 for me due to my love of swally. She says my liver will pack in and 53 is as far as I'll make it. I'm 36 now. Whit a morbid tart. Is she a thin lassie your american missus? Just slyly suggesting a line of counter attack here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, neil r said: Lulu. Please let 'the curse' fall on Lulu. If there truly is a God, maybe , just maybe, if we all put our hands together at Christmas ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernscum Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bino's said: imagine what the national outpouring of grief will be like when the queen goes a weeks silence followed by a weeks applause for starters I'll just dive straight in with the applause, if that's OK! Accompanied by copious amounts of alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 27, 2016 Author Share Posted December 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, thplinth said: Is she a thin lassie your american missus? Just slyly suggesting a line of counter attack here. By oor standards she's a bigger lassie. By Yank standards, she's healthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 27, 2016 Author Share Posted December 27, 2016 10 minutes ago, fringo said: As opposed to wham, bam, thank you m'am ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 27, 2016 Author Share Posted December 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, northernscum said: I'll just dive straight in with the applause, if that's OK! Accompanied by copious amounts of alcohol. Oh aye. I'm spending the next 4 days praying it's that cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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