Flure Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own. A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen. His wife asks, "What's wrong, Bill?" "Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" His wife gasps, "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh, um, she got fired, too." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Is "Hogmanay Eve" not a prime candidate for the Wanky phrase thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted December 30, 2016 Author Share Posted December 30, 2016 I have feelings, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Tam pepper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted February 10, 2017 Author Share Posted February 10, 2017 I woke up this morning and my bedside light had turned into a moth... Last time i buy a Larvae lamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 On 30 December 2016 at 5:09 PM, Orraloon said: Is "Hogmanay Eve" not a prime candidate for the Wanky phrase thread? Aye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Peter Kay used that for years Probably one of the best sets he has done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 3 hours ago, Flure said: I woke up this morning and my bedside light had turned into a moth... Last time i buy a Larvae lamp. A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth." The dentist replies "You shouldn't be here. You should be seeing a psychiatrist..." The guys replies, "I am seeing a psychiatrist." The dentist says, "Well then what are you doing here?" And the guy says, "Your light was on." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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