Ormond Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 I'm seek o' the corny cocks here so please, fill yer boots wae Valentines riddles that I can offend the soft cvnts with..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted February 8, 2017 Author Share Posted February 8, 2017 Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Tourettes. Cvnt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty CTA Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Aberdeen is red Rangers were blue They're deid And Sevco will soon be too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlueGaz Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Roses are redViolets are gloriousDon’t try to surpriseOscar Pistorius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 (edited) While Jesus was born In one of those Mangers Scotty's first thought Always seems to be Rangers. Edited February 8, 2017 by Fairbairn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlueGaz Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 4 minutes ago, Fairbairn said: While Jesus was born In one of those Mangers Scotty's first thought Always seems to be Rangers. Looking around and longing for love, The love that I want is from God up above, He is my strength and all that I need, But when he is quiet, post about Rangers being deid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark frae Crieff Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biffer Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Roses are red Violets are blue You smell like a khunt And you look like one too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mox Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. Stevie Wonder, age 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irnbruman Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Dearest Darling .........(insert name here) You set my heart on fire Every time I think of you Like a Tefal deep fat frier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_broxibear Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 I like to like and suck it, and flick it with my tongue. Then i go in deep, and eat it all in one! .....cadburys cream eggs, how do you eat yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_broxibear Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Roses are red, violets are blue, Ive got a knife, get in the van! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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