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This morning on Yank tv there was an hour long special on one of the main breakfast shows about everything Scottish. They had that Weegie walloper Des Clarke on for some reason. What an embarrassment he is. Cringeworthy. :(

Which other celebs embarrass you on tv, radio, sport, etc? 

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13 minutes ago, Toepoke said:

I don't mind Des Clarke on Breaking The News, quite a funny show that...

 

That program is excellent and really funny. Not sure how much of it is his original stuff though. He might just be reading stuff that has been written for him? He is good at it though.

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Went to see Des Clarke at the Fringe about 8 years ago and really enjoyed it. 

I do find him a bit grating when he does his thing at Hampden though but i think that's more to do with the segments he does, rather than him personally. 

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If we feck up these two upcoming matches then our national team and manager will be national embarrassments.

And also:

Fred Macauley, Gerard Butler, Susan Calman, Stanley Baxter, The Crankies, Lulu.

"Old Firm Fan Chiefs" * - Mark Dingwall and Jeannette Findlay.

Cünts on twitter - "brian spanner", "historywoman", "effiedeans".

At Westminster - Ian Murray, Alistair Carmichael, David Mundell, Michael Gove, Alberto Costa, Lady Mone of the Sweatshops.

At Holyrood - Kezia Dugdale, Ruth Davidson, Oor Wullie, John Mason, Neil Findlay, James Kelly, Jackson Carlaw, Adam Tompkins, Annie Wells, Jamie Greene, Edward Mountain.

* © Daily Record

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Watched the new Top Gear last night (still pish) and that David Tennant guy who I had never seen before (Dr Who?) is a fhucking arsehole extraordinaire.

edit: Neil Oliver. Khunt of the century.

edit2: Andrew Marr - is there a more despicable ##### alive? 

edit3: Is that bawbag Nick Robinson Scottish?

edit4: Jackie The Bitchwhore Bird...

I could post on here all day I reckon.

edit5: Weetabix head.

edit6: Alan Cummings the simpering wee nyaff. (or maybe I am thinking of another hobbit type whank so hard to keep track of them all).

edit7, Gordon Brown, Donal Dewer, Malcom Rifkind. That is a 3 for 1 deal.

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21 minutes ago, Ormond said:

Agree with you on Gerard Butler. What a wankstain running around in a leather skirt. What kind of accent is that he has adopted recently also? :wtf:

Interesting* fact.  Gerard Butler was in the same law class at Glasgow Uni as Nicola Sturgeon.

*might not be interesting. 

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Krankies, Rab C, McGlashan, pretty much 99% of BBC 'Scottish' humour.

BBC Scotland

STV

The Press & Journal

The Scotsman

The Herald

Evening Times

Sunday Post

The Bank Of Scotland

The Royal Bank of Scotland

The Clydesdale Bank?

Everyone on the khunt list

Glasgow City Council... especially them with honourable mention to Aberdeen city council

Land ownership

Mortality rates (in places)

The Old Firm pish

NO, yeah man mostly this!

The football team.

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Kilts. Is it not (the clan tartan) pretty much a Victorian imagination? 

And that whole bonnie prince charlie garb.

Seriously a real highlander would look at you and assume you were a modern day Scottish lady boy selling your wares.

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12 minutes ago, The Laud said:

Surprised no ones mention that Muriel Gray.

I wont type what i think of her.

Lately she seems to be be reacting very badly to the realisation that her TV career is now over. 

1 hour ago, thplinth said:

Watched the new Top Gear last night (still pish) and that David Tennant guy who I had never seen before (Dr Who?) is a fhucking arsehole extraordinaire.

Can't be the only one to notice that Tennant alters his how strong his accent is depending on who's interviewing him. Don't like people who do that. 

I mind when he quit as Dr Who, the media were predicting that the offers from Hollywood would come flooding in for him. Feck all happened.

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