dandydunn Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 (edited) As it says,I'm having a stinker. Up at half 5 to get a job done in a school,all went well there,apart from the early start. Had to them wait to collect keys for a property that I was meant to be in yesterday to work,but didn't get them because a plumber still had them. Eventually got them,started unloading stuff into the flat to get the job started and I've locked myself out of the communal door. No one is answering the intercom. No one is answering to a chap on the windows. The spare keys have all been left upstairs by the letting agency. Locksmith cant get the lock open. Intercom cant be over ridden from outside. Ive now to sit and wait until someone gets home from work,so I can get back in as the flat door is wide to the wall and all my tools are there. I've a whole days work to do and potentially won't get started until after 5. Its sunny though........ Edited May 18, 2017 by dandydunn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 15 minutes ago, dandydunn said: Its sunny though........ And we pumped Rangers at Ibrox last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, Parklife said: And we pumped Rangers at Ibrox last night Oh believe me,after reading the sun,star and the record already,I'm well aware of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMcoolJ Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, dandydunn said: Oh believe me,after reading the sun,star and the record already,I'm well aware of that Have you washed your hands at least? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MorayCupMan Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 27 minutes ago, dandydunn said: As it says,I'm having a stinker. Up at half 5 to get a job done in a school,all went well there,apart from the early start. Had to them wait to collect keys for a property that I was meant to be in yesterday to work,but didn't get them because a plumber still had them. Eventually got them,started unloading stuff into the flat to get the job started and I've locked myself out of the communal door. No one is answering the intercom. No one is answering to a chap on the windows. The spare keys have all been left upstairs by the letting agency. Locksmith cant get the lock open. Intercom cant be over ridden from outside. Ive now to sit and wait until someone gets home from work,so I can get back in as the flat door is wide to the wall and all my tools are there. I've a whole days work to do and potentially won't get started until after 5. Its sunny though........ Get your sun cream on loon.....and stick to the P&J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 19 minutes ago, SMcoolJ said: Have you washed your hands at least? Right now,my only option is to piss on them and that's not gonna happen...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 I'm off to a stinker already. I rolled over and saw the Wife next to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 12 minutes ago, Ormond said: I'm off to a stinker already. I rolled over and saw the Wife next to me. You've got a wife, we get it. Well done No need to mention it every 5th post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Dinnae start yer pish Son. Every 5th post my erse. Whit is it wae you sheep shaggers and an infatuation with what I post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 Still waiting....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
they've_been_suckered Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 I had a similar thing in Spain last January. We drove into a car park under the apartment block we were staying in, the door closed and wouldn't open without a fob (must have been open by chance from another car coming or going) we ended up chapping all the doors in the block with no answer. There were clearly people in too. I suppose the story we'd have given them would on face value appear dodgy. Infuriating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 Finally got in about 6 hours later,poor foreign lassie going in the door and I'm sprinting behind her,shouting to hold the door Swift denial of any damage to the door with screwdrivers was necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Bet you are back out the door within 2-4 hours...max! Full days works to do my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 1 minute ago, thplinth said: Bet you are back out the door within 2-4 hours...max! Full days works to do my arse. I think he is a sparky. So, you are being very generous with the 4 hour timescale. 20 minutes tops I reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 22 minutes ago, thplinth said: Bet you are back out the door within 2-4 hours...max! Full days works to do my arse. 18 minutes ago, Orraloon said: I think he is a sparky. So, you are being very generous with the 4 hour timescale. 20 minutes tops I reckon. Home now. Wired 2 x smoke detectors and a heat detector,replaced light in bathroom,changed over 6 way board,tidied up heating cables into an acceptable joint box and cleaned up behind me. About 4 hours work,but would've easily had it last a day if I had to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 This is a massive skive. No way were you sitting outside this flat all day. Totally at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 9 minutes ago, thplinth said: This is a massive skive. No way were you sitting outside this flat all day. Totally at it. I genuinely was. I couldn't go anywhere anyway,our vans are tracked for "insurance purposes" Had a helluva sweat in when I was done too,didn't stop,that's not like me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 So how would this work? Drive car to location. Lock self out (and then have missus pick you up for day at home babysitting). Start thread on tamb as 'alibi' and make key posts now and then (for court later if needed). Mmmm clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, thplinth said: So how would this work? Drive car to location. Lock self out (and then have missus pick you up for day at home babysitting). Start thread on tamb as 'alibi' and make key posts now and then (for court later if needed). Mmmm clever. Busted Apart from one vital thing. If I was wanting to spend a glorious day away,I would be golfing,not with the wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 (edited) So right... what was the weather like in Aberdeen today? Golfing weather? Skive of skives Edited May 18, 2017 by thplinth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 1 hour ago, thplinth said: So right... what was the weather like in Aberdeen today? Golfing weather? Skive of skives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 2 hours ago, thplinth said: So right... what was the weather like in Aberdeen today? Golfing weather? Skive of skives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 3 hours ago, dandydunn said: Busted Apart from one vital thing. If I was wanting to spend a glorious day away,I would be golfing,not with the wife Does Parkie know you have a Wife now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 21 hours ago, Ormond said: Dinnae start yer pish Son. Every 5th post my erse. Whit is it wae you sheep shaggers and an infatuation with what I post? 10 hours ago, Ormond said: Does Parkie know you have a Wife now? Sorry if i've upset you Was just having a laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 35 minutes ago, Parklife said: Sorry if i've upset you Was just having a laugh I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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