Guest flumax Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 For those like me who's no idea what that acronym means http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mwi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reevesy Posted May 20, 2017 Author Share Posted May 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, flumax said: For those like me who's no idea what that acronym means http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mwi Yeah. Mad with it, drunk, pissed etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest flumax Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Reevesy said: Yeah. Mad with it, drunk, pissed etc. Even "mad with it" doesn't register being oldish in the north east. Now "mad for it" thanks to oasis. I get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 35 minutes ago, Reevesy said: Sounds grim mate It's all about the brownie points at the moment because win or lose next Saturday,I'm gonna be in a helluva mess and when I drop the bairn off after the game at home,I'll be making sure the bus makes a sharp exit with me still present Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reevesy Posted May 20, 2017 Author Share Posted May 20, 2017 22 minutes ago, dandydunn said: It's all about the brownie points at the moment because win or lose next Saturday,I'm gonna be in a helluva mess and when I drop the bairn off after the game at home,I'll be making sure the bus makes a sharp exit with me still present Here's hoping for some good weather. Ye canny beat heading to the fitba wearing shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Jim Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 I've got an invite as a neutral (mibbee someone couldn't shift all their tickets ). Do I have to wear shorts? It's only 8 and I'm only slightly Distracted For It. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Reevesy said: Here's hoping for some good weather. Ye canny beat heading to the fitba wearing shorts. Wae Timbys, flip flops or trainers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 I think this covers about every post I've made. Tonight it's mainly Becks and roasted cheese on soda scones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Jim Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Oh nooooooooooo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 57 minutes ago, Ormond said: Wae Timbys, flip flops or trainers? Red sambas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 3 hours ago, Reevesy said: Here's hoping for some good weather. Ye canny beat heading to the fitba wearing shorts. That's what I'll be wearing,the bairn will carry my jeans in his bag incase I get cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Getting tanked tae buggery on the black stuff the noo. Seeing as this is my fifth post since mentioning it, She's keichin' her drawers as I've been a guid laddie recently so She's panicking aboot me coming in through the door in a "Moffat" state. Doors open, dugs running ootside, windaes open, pipes blaring on Pandora. Greetin' like feck 'cause Ah miss hame. Then sobering up in the morning and having to finger her to make up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reevesy Posted May 21, 2017 Author Share Posted May 21, 2017 Me and the missus are just hame from the local. Every cvnt else away back to my pals to get on the mandy but I resisted so as not to be hanging for the trophy getting presented tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reevesy Posted May 21, 2017 Author Share Posted May 21, 2017 3 hours ago, Eisegerwind said: I think this covers about every post I've made. Tonight it's mainly Becks and roasted cheese on soda scones. What's a soda scone? Like soda bread that you get with an Ulster fry over in Belfast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Reevesy said: Me and the missus are just hame from the local. Every cvnt else away back to my pals to get on the mandy but I resisted so as not to be hanging for the trophy getting presented tomorrow. Aye, but is She a real Mrs? Or just a bidey in? Because I cannae be dain wae these cvnts who hae a pretend wife. @Parklife Edited May 21, 2017 by Ormond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reevesy Posted May 21, 2017 Author Share Posted May 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, Ormond said: Getting tanked tae buggery on the black stuff the noo. Seeing as this is my fifth post since mentioning it, She's keichin' her drawers as I've been a guid laddie recently so She's panicking aboot me coming in through the door in a "Moffat" state. Doors open, dugs running ootside, windaes open, pipes blaring on Pandora. Greetin' like feck 'cause Ah miss hame. Then sobering up in the morning and having to finger her to make up. Good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reevesy Posted May 21, 2017 Author Share Posted May 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Ormond said: Aye, but is She a real Mrs? Or just a bidey in? Because I cannae be dain wae these cvnts who hae a pretend wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobydoo Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Was driving the boy about yesterday but eventually got to a whisky bar to meet three friends at 10pm. they were completely hammered and were gone within an hour. done a solo mission until 5am. its now 11.30 am and I'm still a bit rekt. Annual scottish cup final party next weekend at a sheeps house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, scoobydoo said: Was driving the boy about yesterday but eventually got to a whisky bar to meet three friends at 10pm. they were completely hammered and were gone within an hour. done a solo mission until 5am. its now 11.30 am and I'm still a bit rekt. Annual scottish cup final party next weekend at a sheeps house. If Aberdeen win will it be Rodgers fault? Edited May 21, 2017 by Ormond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobydoo Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 I'm not sure anymore how thick you are. i thought maybe 1 o grade level but you might actually be fully retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 42 minutes ago, scoobydoo said: I'm not sure anymore how thick you are. i thought maybe 1 o grade level but you might actually be fully retarded. Stay classy Scooby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 6 hours ago, Ormond said: Getting tanked tae buggery on the black stuff the noo. Seeing as this is my fifth post since mentioning it, She's keichin' her drawers as I've been a guid laddie recently so She's panicking aboot me coming in through the door in a "Moffat" state. Doors open, dugs running ootside, windaes open, pipes blaring on Pandora. Greetin' like feck 'cause Ah miss hame. Then sobering up in the morning and having to finger her to make up. 6 hours ago, Ormond said: Aye, but is She a real Mrs? Or just a bidey in? Because I cannae be dain wae these cvnts who hae a pretend wife. @Parklife Let it go, ormond. Let it go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 23 minutes ago, Parklife said: Let it go, ormond. Let it go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitre Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 I put the best part of a Litre of The Botanist away last night. My stomach is making noises like an auld twin tub washing machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larky Masher Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 17 hours ago, Reevesy said: What's a soda scone? Like soda bread that you get with an Ulster fry over in Belfast? Marks and Spencers do great soda scone, wonderful toasted with a fried breakfast or as Eisegerwind wrote with roasted cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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