jenblueeyes Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 I've spent my life exercising to make sure my arse doesn't get too big...clearly I was born too early if this is now desirable! Warning - you are clicking onto an article from The Scottish Sun And before I get slagged - part of my job means I need to read all the Scottish dailies, including the Sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Not that i am in any way an expert on the subject .... however i believe it's not totally down to a perverted desire of men and more to do with human evolution going back to prehistoric times - child bearing hips There is also surprisingly health benefits to having a big bum but id imagine the scientific example of a big bum wouldnt be some of the extreme examples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan cake Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Thought this thread was going to be about almondvale shopping centre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 I'd smash the bejesus oot o' her then fling her a tenner for a taxi and tell her tae get tae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 She's absolutely honking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Speaking as a fatty. Her arse is ridiculous, she is also overweight and not attractive at all. Fair enough everyone has different tastes, but if she can make it as a model then Scotland can win the World Cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 9 minutes ago, kumnio said: Her arse is ridiculous, she is also overweight and not attractive at all. Fair enough everyone has different tastes, but if she can make it as a model then Scotland can win the World Cup. You put what i was thinking much better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 It is a fetish. "Raylynn has amassed more than 120,000 fans on Instagram thanks to her regular photos of her massive bum." This is actually the second time I have posted that video on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacTaz Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Always preferred women with a few curves as opposed to those bloody stick insects one sees paraded on catwalks. Like refugees from Belsen! That said there is a limit and the BBW thing is just an excuse to make the hippocrocapigs feel better about themselves.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcs Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 On 16/06/2017 at 10:03 AM, thplinth said: It is a fetish. "Raylynn has amassed more than 120,000 fans on Instagram thanks to her regular photos of her massive bum." This is actually the second time I have posted that video on here. Oh naw that's just freakish looks like she's walking up n down in front of a carnival mirror Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 (edited) Jen and tdyer have you watched The Real Full Monty? It's to publicise prostrate/testicular cancer and whilst that's a fantastic cause during wee night out tonight we discussed naked men, yes or no. No was overwhelming (well there was 3 of us but barmaid joined in) vote winner. Down to nice tight shorts only. It's on tv again now in fact so I'll watch again for research purposes. I'm researching the big dancer especially. Oh and the big swimmer too. Who am I kidding, wee Wayne got the eagle eye too. Not long to Saturday. Edited June 20, 2017 by G-Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 You can ignore above but take this advice, Monday night cocktails are not a good idea they are a bloody terrible idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 9 hours ago, G-Man said: You can ignore above but take this advice, Monday night cocktails are not a good idea they are a bloody terrible idea. Err, not a chance ?, Wayne Sleep ? What were you drinking , Rohypnol? And definitely 'no' to naked men. Though ' naked ' is more preferable than men wearing speedos, especially men with wee chicken legs and big pregnant tummies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenblueeyes Posted June 20, 2017 Author Share Posted June 20, 2017 9 hours ago, G-Man said: You can ignore above but take this advice, Monday night cocktails are not a good idea they are a bloody terrible idea. Lol! Saw the programme when it was first broadcast. Didn't want to...there was nothing else on TV that night (honest!). No to completely naked men - unless he is in my bed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, jenblueeyes said: Lol! Saw the programme when it was first broadcast. Didn't want to...there was nothing else on TV that night (honest!). No to completely naked men - unless he is in my bed!j They are the worst type ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 39 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: Err, not a chance ?, Wayne Sleep ? What were you drinking , Rohypnol? And definitely 'no' to naked men. Though ' naked ' is more preferable than men wearing speedos, especially men with wee chicken legs and big pregnant tummies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark frae Crieff Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 22 minutes ago, fringo said: How did you get Rupert Murdochs holiday snap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 21 minutes ago, Mark frae Crieff said: How did you get Rupert Murdochs holiday snap? I was going to agree with "uncanny resemblance" but I only mean facially. No idea about the rest of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 5 hours ago, TDYER63 said: Err, not a chance ?, Wayne Sleep ? What were you drinking , Rohypnol? And definitely 'no' to naked men. Though ' naked ' is more preferable than men wearing speedos, especially men with wee chicken legs and big pregnant tummies. Margaritas and pina coladas and they were delicious. Sadly I was celebrating sticking to my diet for a whole day, worked it out properly today and I was really celebrating sticking to it for 6 hours 25 minutes. Oddly cocktails and a pickled onion and egg supper isn't in any of the diet booklets. But back to the men, wee Wayne has a cheeky wee smile. Okay I'm not quite right for him and I'll be absolutely honest he's not quite my cup of tea but confidence is attractive. Ugh who am I kidding, I had beer goggles on. 4 hours ago, jenblueeyes said: Lol! Saw the programme when it was first broadcast. Didn't want to...there was nothing else on TV that night (honest!). No to completely naked men - unless he is in my bed! Ah but who's the "he" Jen??? I can set you up with a wee frog like fella, likes a cane and top hat and jazz hand dancing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 11 hours ago, fringo said: ?. He looks like a creature that has appeared from the sea in a really shit horror movie. Wouldnt mind knowing what washing powder he uses right enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 7 hours ago, G-Man said: Margaritas and pina coladas and they were delicious. Sadly I was celebrating sticking to my diet for a whole day, worked it out properly today and I was really celebrating sticking to it for 6 hours 25 minutes. Oddly cocktails and a pickled onion and egg supper isn't in any of the diet booklets. But back to the men, wee Wayne has a cheeky wee smile. Okay I'm not quite right for him and I'll be absolutely honest he's not quite my cup of tea but confidence is attractive. Ugh who am I kidding, I had beer goggles on. Ah but who's the "he" Jen??? I can set you up with a wee frog like fella, likes a cane and top hat and jazz hand dancing! I am sure Wayne could help you work the calories off. Or that old bloke that Fringo has posted. He still looks fitter and more stylish than the average Scotland supporter. Will have to check out the film, just to be sociable of course. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, TDYER63 said: I am sure Wayne could help you work the calories off. Or that old bloke that Fringo has posted. He still looks fitter and more stylish than the average Scotland supporter. Will have to check out the film, just to be sociable of course. ? Ah that's cleared up my confusion, there's no picture showing on my iPad. I'll have to guess, speedos, wee chicken legs and a big tummy....... Got it, it's Orraloon isn't it? I have people in my mind behind all the anonymous avatars and Fringo is a young guy, mid thirties, wee bit camp and loves a dance preferably to Weather Girls or Gloria Gaynor. Not only can I not see pictures I can't bloody read either, I thought you'd written that Fringo was an old guy. Edited June 21, 2017 by G-Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 5 hours ago, G-Man said: Ah that's cleared up my confusion, there's no picture showing on my iPad. I'll have to guess, speedos, wee chicken legs and a big tummy....... Got it, it's Orraloon isn't it? I have people in my mind behind all the anonymous avatars and Fringo is a young guy, mid thirties, wee bit camp and loves a dance preferably to Weather Girls or Gloria Gaynor. Not only can I not see pictures I can't bloody read either, I thought you'd written that Fringo was an old guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 5 hours ago, G-Man said: Ah that's cleared up my confusion, there's no picture showing on my iPad. I'll have to guess, speedos, wee chicken legs and a big tummy....... Got it, it's Orraloon isn't it? I have people in my mind behind all the anonymous avatars and Fringo is a young guy, mid thirties, wee bit camp and loves a dance preferably to Weather Girls or Gloria Gaynor. Not only can I not see pictures I can't bloody read either, I thought you'd written that Fringo was an old guy. I imagine Orraloon to be a big bloke , maybe with a beard , someone that would make a very believable extra in Braveheart. Fringo's avatar draws me to thinking he is a bouncy ( bouncy as in 'jolly', not fat) happy person . Not sure what age. He very occasionally laughs at my shit posts so I think he may be along the same age as me. Only old people find each other amusing . I remember there was a thread on here, not long after I starting reading this board, about what you thought other Tambers looked like. I remember it being very amusing even though i had no idea what anyones personality was like. I could now dedicate an entire week to posting on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 13 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: I imagine Orraloon to be a big bloke , maybe with a beard , someone that would make a very believable extra in Braveheart. Fringo's avatar draws me to thinking he is a bouncy ( bouncy as in 'jolly', not fat) happy person . Not sure what age. He very occasionally laughs at my shit posts so I think he may be along the same age as me. Only old people find each other amusing . I remember there was a thread on here, not long after I starting reading this board, about what you thought other Tambers looked like. I remember it being very amusing even though i had no idea what anyones personality was like. I could now dedicate an entire week to posting on it. Not sure what you call "old" though ! 50-51 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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