Ormond Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Yesterday I was rubbered and had to lift the barmaid from the floor twice, take over the till and pretend all was cool when the police came in. It got me thinking, there must be some braw tales from you lot with funny events in boozers over the years..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 In the 1990 we were in the boozer (Bobby Smith's in Dalkeith) and the barman, Andy, went down into the cellar to change the keg. When he re-emerged up the steps somebody in my group (it might have been me, I can't remember) shouted 'Andy's the gimp', at which it seemed that the whole pub, all at once, started chanting this, very loudly: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted August 16, 2017 Author Share Posted August 16, 2017 One of the funniest ones(not sure how true) was on Off The Ball years ago. The one where the police let a dog loose into a Hibbee boozer to scatter the locals. 5 mins later the dug came back out..... through the window! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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