Ormond Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 On nightshift right now on my Jack Jones in a huge restaurant. Bored out my tits. What can I do to relieve the boredom other than sneaking into the lassies locker rooms and sniffing the dirty laundry basket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncan Blackheart Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Hide in the dirty laundry basket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartan Eagle Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Start a steel band in the kitchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigcouper Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Swap all the knifes and forks over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 21, 2014 Author Share Posted October 21, 2014 Start a steel band in the kitchen I'm back on it again tonight in a different restaurant. One even creepier on Chicago's Navy Pier. It sits out in the lake and is too quiet for my liking. I start in three hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broon2 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I'm back on it again tonight in a different restaurant. One even creepier on Chicago's Navy Pier. It sits out in the lake and is too quiet for my liking. I start in three hours. Okay..... play a game of bingo, I will start you off with three things to see tonight 1. A mouse or rat 2. A shooting star 3. Someone where you don't expect them Look forward to an update tomorrow...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 21, 2014 Author Share Posted October 21, 2014 Okay..... play a game of bingo, I will start you off with three things to see tonight 1. A mouse or rat 2. A shooting star 3. Someone where you don't expect them Look forward to an update tomorrow...... Every chance of the first one. The second possibly as I have a view of Lake Michigan in front of me. So kind of like sitting looking out across the North Sea with nothing to block the view. The third.... I bloody hope not as there isn't meant to be anybody there until 7am! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 How about you get some bloody work done you lazy sod ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andreimack Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) I can't believe no-ones pointed out the obvious, get the porn on and vvank yourself into a coma! Edited October 22, 2014 by andreimack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IJM Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Add some Scottish items to the menu? mince and tatties, white pudding supper etc. Change the menu prices to Canadian Dollars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 Add some Scottish items to the menu? mince and tatties, white pudding supper etc. Change the menu prices to Canadian Dollars? These restaurants rarely come with a price menu! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Watch Halloween 2 or scary movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 Watch Halloween 2 or scary movie. Bloody had it with that pish over here. The eejits have been celebrating it since the end of September! I kid you not! Overboard is not the word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Bloody had it with that pish over here. The eejits have been celebrating it since the end of September! I kid you not! Overboard is not the word! Grease is the word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 Grease is the word. I heard it has groove and it has meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broon2 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 When you go into work tonight...DO NOT look behind that door, that's right THAT Door, the one with the aaaarrrrgggghhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair Bob Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Write your first novel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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