Marky Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Hi Phart, After our wee to an fro the other week I thought it only fair to give you a run down on my manly week that I’ve just had. Saturday – Arrived at Glasgow Airport, picked up a big manly motor and drove up to Inverness (extremely fast obvs) and picked up my mate from the Airport. Big manly bevvy session proceeded, Gellions for Schiehallion, Gunsmiths and Johnny Foxes. Got in a some ridiculously ungodly hour as all real men do. Sunday – Drove up to Kylesku with a view to getting the legs going with a quick shimmy up Stac Pollaidh. Unfortunately it was pashin it doon in a horizontal fashion so we opted instead for several manly pints of Guiness in the Kylesku Hotel. Monday – Suilven. Beautiful day. Fantastic hill and obvs partook in some hair-raising, manly scrambling. Tuesday – Foinaven. Climbed all the feckin way up from Achfary to the start of the ridge. Ridge unseasonably covered in snow. Sh@t it. But sh@t it in a manly way. The kind of way Bear Grylls might have sh@t it. Wednesday – Forcan Ridge/The Saddle. Climbed up to the ridge. Covered in snow. Sh@t it. Today we chose to $h1te it in more of a Steve Irwin sort of way for a bit of variety. Thursday – 5 Sisters of Kintail. Given that the previous day we had been up to the Forcan Ridge where the Sisters were in full view, we had some prior knowledge that allowed us to $h1te it before we had even started, albeit in a tough “We’re family men with responsibilities, let’s not be stupid” kind of way. So instead we climbed Beinn Fhada which although had know on top we were able to conquer in a typically manly fashion. Friday – Got pashed again. What about you mate. Any good sodjer painting stories or the like. In the interests of opening up to the wider TAMB, anyone else able to beat the manliness of my week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I ate a Yorkie bar and blew my nose with some Kleenex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I had an unscheduled day off yesterday and managed 4 wanks while she was at work and the kids were at school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I used a crowbar on Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtscotland Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 (edited) I wis up early this morning and managed to get round Iceland in double quick time before speeding tae Aldis. The shopping was all done by 9.30am. I'm spending the rest of the day staring at the clouds. Edited May 14, 2015 by tomtscotland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I've just had a steaming shit and used my bare hand to wipe my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 My 3 year old nearly outed me in Tesco* the other night. The Mrs was going to look at clothes... Ugh! So I took the wee one round to look at the toys so she skipped happily on ahead before turning and shouting back "LOOK DADDY!!! THEY HAVE MY LITTLE PONY, YOU LIKE MY LITTLE PONY!!!". I really, really do. *Other less fascist supermarkets are available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I just had a hot bath while watching some music videos on the phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Erm..... what on earth is aw this about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Erm..... what on earth is aw this about? Marky took offence that Phart was proven to be 4.7 times the man he was in Peevers toy soldier thread. This thread is the result of his pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 TL:DR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Marky took offence that Phart was proven to be 4.7 times the man he was in Peevers toy soldier thread. This thread is the result of his pain. Oh. Right. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted May 14, 2015 Author Share Posted May 14, 2015 Marky took offence that Phart was proven to be 4.7 times the man he was in Peevers toy soldier thread. This thread is the result of his pain. You feel my pain brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted May 14, 2015 Author Share Posted May 14, 2015 TL:DR Bet you did really... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I ate a bit of glass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted May 14, 2015 Author Share Posted May 14, 2015 (edited) I ate a bit of glass That only counts as manly if you did it On purpose. Did you? Edited May 14, 2015 by Marky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Bet you did really... Genuinely didn't. We established the last time you're dressing up what would be mildly impressive things for children to do, as impressive to adults. You've a 10 year old boy to catch up with regarding climbing mountains in Scotland are you sure seeking my approval for your activities is the best way to spend time. It's not even manly look: Youngest ever British woman scales Everest at 22... just a year after taking up climbinghttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1279121/Bonita-Norris-youngest-UK-woman-climb-Everest-age-22.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted May 14, 2015 Author Share Posted May 14, 2015 Genuinely didn't. We established the last time you're dressing up what would be mildly impressive things for children to do, as impressive to adults. You've a 10 year old boy to catch up with regarding climbing mountains in Scotland are you sure seeking my approval for your activities is the best way to spend time. It's not even manly look: Youngest ever British woman scales Everest at 22... just a year after taking up climbing http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1279121/Bonita-Norris-youngest-UK-woman-climb-Everest-age-22.html Ha ha. Either the self deprecating irony of my post was lost on you or I've just been double whooshed ya bass. Oh no wait a minute. You didnae read it did you :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErsatzThistle Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 This is manliness in a nutshell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1PCIMkE-jY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Bought a torque wrench. Haven't a ####in scooby how to set it correctly so it's still sitting in its very manly box looking manfully shiny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Bought a torque wrench. Haven't a ####in scooby how to set it correctly so it's still sitting in its very manly box looking manfully shiny. Set it to the torque you want then wrench it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donaldo87 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Got a new bit of wood for stirring paint with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Set it to the torque you want then wrench it up. Awesome advice, cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAteAllThePies Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Got a new bit of wood for stirring paint with Can I burn it? Just got an garden incinerator. Already burned all the scraps of wood I have and actually demolished a perfectly good fence just to burn some more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted May 14, 2015 Author Share Posted May 14, 2015 Ok, two pages in and as self appointed judge I'm selecting the current leader in manliness to be Donaldo 87's "I've got a new bit of wood for stirring paint with". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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