Robroysboy Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I know you rarely go to motherwell games but at lleast get the words right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giblet Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Without starting Dan cake off again the first time I heard the hibs song about craig Thomson it did raise a smile as did Jamie Walkers the first time. Now its cringeworthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Sojourner Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 You're No Rangers Any More Please release me let me go, I don't love you any more, Dundee FC's got no doh, (They've got no fcuking doh) Caballero yer ugly, off ye go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I always have a choice chuckle to myself when I hear the The Rangers fans singing "Jimmy Saville he's one of your own..." We'll just keep quiet about Prince Andrew for now Alledgedly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hannibal smith Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 as did Jamie Walkers the first time. Now its cringeworthy. Not sure I've heard the Jamie walker one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Not sure I've heard the Jamie walker one Jamie Walkers sisters pants are the best You can smell them from the east to the west Jamie Walkers sisters pants are the best JAMIE WALKERS SISTERS PANTS..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelhumper Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Jamie Walkers sisters pants are the best You can smell them from the east to the west Jamie Walkers sisters pants are the best JAMIE WALKERS SISTERS PANTS..... Ripped off from Celtics one about Charlie Adam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hannibal smith Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Jamie Walkers sisters pants are the best You can smell them from the east to the west Jamie Walkers sisters pants are the best JAMIE WALKERS SISTERS PANTS..... I take it there is a story about Jamie walkers sister then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted October 27, 2015 Author Share Posted October 27, 2015 Not heard at a ground but even as a Utd fan I found this quite amusing. Written by a DFC fan who has quite a funny album. Some of the songs aren't too pc though . Living Next Door To Arabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I take it there is a story about Jamie walkers sister then? Not that I know. I first heard it in the Roseburn before the New Year derby in January Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Man city's song about tevez when he was at united You'll never shag a sexy burd tevez tevez You'll never shag a sexy burd tevez tevez You ugly twat you argie Your heads sewn on from back to front Carlos Tevez Herman Munster head. There are variations of the lyrics but those are the ones I first heard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 When the "insert name" went up to lift the Scottish Cup, I was there was a fave. Suspect it was for most teams. Well, except Hibs. "When the Hibs go up, To lift the Scottish Cup, We'll be deid, And so will our weans"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Even though it's from the manky mob this one used to give me a chuckle (Yellow Submarine):- "In the town where I was born, There was a team called Ayr FC, We were black and we were white, We fukked the Killie, Coz they were shite, And we sing, BOBBY WILLIAMSON'S GOT A FUKKIN MONKEY'S HEID, A FUKKIN MONKEY'S HEID, A FUKKIN MONKEY'S HEID". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil r Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 BOBBY WILLIAMSON'S GOT A FUKKIN MONKEY'S HEID, A FUKKIN MONKEY'S HEID, A FUKKIN MONKEY'S HEID". I first recall that when Tony Mowbray was at Hibs. There was a second verse that went... Some poor monkey's got Tony Mowbrays head... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giblet Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Think it was (is) Dunfemline who sang They're manky and their smelly, they come from near Lochgelly, they havenae got a telly, the Cowden family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgowmancity Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Man city's song about tevez when he was at united You'll never shag a sexy burd tevez tevez You'll never shag a sexy burd tevez tevez You ugly twat you argie Your heads sewn on from back to front Carlos Tevez Herman Munster head. There are variations of the lyrics but those are the ones I first heard and once he signed for us , it became 'We used to have a song for you, Tevez, Tevez, But now you've gone from red to blue, Tevez, Tevez. We're sorry for the hurtful words, I bet you shagged a load of birds, Carlos Tevez, City til' he dies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 and once he signed for us , it became 'We used to have a song for you, Tevez, Tevez, But now you've gone from red to blue, Tevez, Tevez. We're sorry for the hurtful words, I bet you shagged a load of birds, Carlos Tevez, City til' he dies hahaha some great wits oot there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peever1745 Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_61koVat5f4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armitage Shanks Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 I was at the Spurs - City game last month. Sat in City end Their song about their Argentians was fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgowmancity Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 (edited) I was at the Spurs - City game last month. Sat in City end Their song about their Argentians was fantastic. This one? https://youtu.be/LFXtdxRc9SQ Edited October 28, 2015 by Glasgowmancity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 and once he signed for us , it became 'We used to have a song for you, Tevez, Tevez, But now you've gone from red to blue, Tevez, Tevez. We're sorry for the hurtful words, I bet you shagged a load of birds, Carlos Tevez, City til' he dies That is brilliant hadn't heard that. The one then Liverpool fans did about " the best midfield in the world" was good too... https://youtu.be/ayivhplxuwM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgowmancity Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Talking about Liverpool, the Steve Gerrard one from last season was good. Steve Gerrard, Gerrard He slipped on his ####in arse He gave it to Demba Ba Steve Gerrard, Gerrard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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