ChrisPro Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 For me it`s Davie Provan with his "he made the run from out to in" or "in to out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotunited Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Postage stamp of the net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Och Aye Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 'We're on a learning curve'. If they're still learning the game keep them in the second team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenfrewBlue Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 110%I hate that completely, in fact 110% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ANDYP Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Wee teams only get 1 chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 '....and it's LIIIIIIIIIVE!' Zoomer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErsatzThistle Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 (edited) Another one is when hopeless managers who specialise in getting clubs relegated and/or put into administration - are given jobs solely because they are "right proper football men" according to their pals on Soccer Saturday and the like. For past examples of these "right proper football men" or as I like to call them, professional losers, see: Gary Megson, Glenn Roeder, Peter Taylor, Owen Coyle, Alan Irvine and Brian Laws. Edited October 26, 2015 by ErsatzThistle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angus_Young Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 '....and it's LIIIIIIIIIVE!' Zoomer. Ormond will be along the noo to boot yer Baws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Ormond will be along the noo to boot yer Baws You've lost me Mr. Young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 "At the end of the day" False 9. WTF does that even mean? False 9 to me is some Americanism shite they have tried to get in beckhamesque and hes got a good touch for a big lad Yep Referring to a player in the plural e.g. your Lampards, Rooneys, Gerrards etc. Aye and half the time they are talking about a far superior player footy These people should be shot. Personally one of the ones I hate is "Footrace" It's not as if the s have just jumped on their Harley's to race to the ball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COLT NY Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 (edited) Referring to a linesman as "an assistant referee" Referring to Scotland as "glorious in defeat", "brave" or "plucky" Referring to anyone getting good money for playing or working in football as a "servant". "soccer" ..And from the land of "Soccer", the term "go ahead goal"... Americans talk about it a lot, and I have no idea what it's supposed to mean Edited October 27, 2015 by COLT NY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huddersfield Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 All these Americanisms get on my nerves. I heard a local radio commentator last Saturday describe some plod in League 1 as "Quarterback-like". Seriously. I think what he meant was 'he's a useless lump who only has hoof it as far up the pitch as you can' in his skillset, but I don't know what the chuff one of them does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernscum Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Another one that rips my tits is..."a slide rule pass". What the does that even mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irnbruman Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 We need to win more of the second ball. I thought only one ball was allowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I'm pretty sure the term "assist" only appeared in the last ten years too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I'm pretty sure the term "assist" only appeared in the last ten years too Yep. I think I first heard used in basketball but crept into football in recent years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Yep. I think I first heard used in basketball but crept into football in recent years. Yeah its an Americanism mo doubt, they use it in hockey too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted November 7, 2015 Author Share Posted November 7, 2015 "They've set there stall out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMcoolJ Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 "They've set there stall out" Does this one not apply to marriages as well?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86glebestreet Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 They have a mountain to climb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Does this one not apply to marriages as well?!??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 110% http://youtu.be/Rl4QMS0Zh_w Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 I hate that completely, in fact 110% http://youtu.be/Rl4QMS0Zh_w Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daddybuc16 Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 No sure if its been mentioned but "there was contact, he had every right to go down". Usually to defend players who have quite clearly dived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 'The Germans'. A special favourite of our English commentator friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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