Kirk Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 On 02/08/2016 at 0:25 PM, brant grebner said: Referring to the magic light box as "TV" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Champions League. It's the European Cup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilser Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 'Incoming' I take my kids to the cinema a lot and virtually every trailer for an animated film has a clip of some furry gimp or other yelling 'Incoming!' at one point. Utterly predictable and tedious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 24 minutes ago, neilser said: 'Incoming' I take my kids to the cinema a lot and virtually every trailer for an animated film has a clip of some furry gimp or other yelling 'Incoming!' at one point. Utterly predictable and tedious. Aye. My Mrs is sick of that term also. Usually preceded by "Brace yersel' lassie!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilser Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 8 hours ago, Ormond said: Aye. My Mrs is sick of that term also. Usually preceded by "Brace yersel' lassie!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topcat Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 It's on my bucket list ... just fukn die and spare us the details please The Olympic Park here in Rio is buzzing - bollocks the venues are 3/4 empty - lucky if there were 100 people watching the 34 mile cycling time trial today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Might be the mozzies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Rubble Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 'There will be an enhanced random ticket collection in place for this game.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Miller's tache Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 "No offence but.." [Just before someone says something which isn't the least bit offensive but you wish it was because it might just make what they're about to say interesting] "With the greatest of respect..." Always annoying. No buts. "If you could let me finish" No! You're being stultifyingly dull. If I don't interrupt you my heart might stop beating. Anything on Facebook. I heard someone actually say "lol" in the pub a few weeks back. Christ. Oh, and anybody who says "MaccyDs" doesn't deserve to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macy37 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I must have seen this one a dozen times on here this week..... "left field" Whanky phrase right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Thanks/cheers for the add. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Rubble Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Independence is economic vandalism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacTaz Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 On 27/10/2015 at 0:42 PM, Barney Rubble said: Should of. Could of. Would of. End of. Drives me fekin nuts !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacTaz Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 "Let's run this up the flagpole and see if it flies " We don't have a feckin flagpole it's no Buck hoose !! Can I just run something past you ? NAW JIST ####IN TELL ME !! " I'd like to get everyone on board with this "............Is this an office or a feckin ship ?? OFF WI YER TRANSATLANTIC PSYCHOBABBLE !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 15 minutes ago, MacTaz said: Drives me fekin nuts !! A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants." The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 7 minutes ago, fringo said: A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants." The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts." Amateur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 A British bush pilot is flying on a job through the Australian outback when he encounters engine problems and is forced to make a crash landing. He survives, but is found unconscious and is taken to a local mission hospital which is run by the Sisters of Mercy. Upon awakening, he is greeted by the mother superior who advises him where he is and asks if there is anything he wants. He replies, "I am a bit thirsty...could I have a cup of tea?" to which the mother superior says, "I'm terribly sorry, but our supply truck is late and we are out of regular tea. However, we do have a sort of native drink that is brewed from koala hides." the pilot thinks awhile and replies, "Well, I just have to have my cuppa...you can bring me that, thanks." The nun leaves and returns in a few minutes with a steaming cup. The pilot takes the cup gratefully, but upon taking a sip, instantly gags and spits it out. "This tea is filled with hair!", he exclaims disgustedly. "Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry!" The nun replies, "I forgot to tell you: The koala tea of Mercy is not strained!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 6 minutes ago, Flure said: Amateur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 "Brexit" "Indy2" "The Sesh" "An Acca" "In the interests of the people of Scotland" "Respect" "Refugees Welcome" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Will probably be shot down in flames for this contribution as I suppose it is at least good manners but it irriates me when folk say 'thank you SO much' even when you have done very little to help. Younger folk in particular seem to say it, I just feel it can sound insincere. Dont know what is wrong with 'thanks ya old boot'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 8 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: Will probably be shot down in flames for this contribution as I suppose it is at least good manners but it irriates me when folk say 'thank you SO much' even when you have done very little to help. Younger folk in particular seem to say it, I just feel it can sound insincere. Dont know what is wrong with 'thanks ya old boot'. Have a nice day, now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Happy Christmas Happy holidays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 38 minutes ago, DoonTheSlope said: Happy holidays Anybody from this country that says that should be jailed! Holidays are in the summer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 23 minutes ago, sbcmfc said: Anybody from this country that says that should be jailed! Holidays are in the summer! Nonetheless - "happy midwinter festival period". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Annual leave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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