scotlad Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 (edited) "Doggo", when meaning dog. Why not just say dog? Dog is a very simple, three letter word, it doesn't need two other letters adding to it! 🤣 Edited December 26, 2021 by scotlad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotlad Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 46 minutes ago, wee_pammy_87 said: This is so me 🙈 and I tend to overuse pure as well haha! Might make it my New Years resolution to use these less haha I remember a work colleague once saying she was "sat on the train, pure reading ma book...". I didn't say anything but I thought how can you impurely read a book?? 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted December 26, 2021 Author Share Posted December 26, 2021 8 minutes ago, scotlad said: I remember a work colleague once saying she was "sat on the train, pure reading ma book...". I didn't say anything but I thought how can you impurely read a book?? 🤣 If its a manky porn mag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slasher Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 2 hours ago, wee_pammy_87 said: This is so me 🙈 and I tend to overuse pure as well haha! Might make it my New Years resolution to use these less haha Inspirational haha. I wish you the best of luck with it 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wee_pammy_87 Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, slasher said: Inspirational haha. I wish you the best of luck with it 😂 I totally need it 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slasher Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, wee_pammy_87 said: I totally need it 🤣🤣🤣🤣 At least you're like, totally admitting that you have a problem. The first step to like, totally fixing something is like...... aaah fuck it! 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wee_pammy_87 Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 1 minute ago, slasher said: At least you're like, totally admitting that you have a problem. The first step to like, totally fixing something is like...... aaah fuck it! 😂😂😂 Haha so true! I did say it there for comedic effect! I will maybe start a support group 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Paisley Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 'That's a wrap' is an absolute cunt of a phrase Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotlad Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 21 hours ago, kumnio said: If its a manky porn mag? Surely you'd just be looking at the pictures though. 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 "I have no words" or "No words" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilser Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Beveragino. I only heard it for the first time last week but it's fecking awful. It's up there with 'a quick snifter' or 'a glass of the old falling down water'. No need for for euphemisms for a glass of wine or beer. Only ever used by utter tossers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted January 21, 2022 Author Share Posted January 21, 2022 Beveragino sounds like the kinda thing that a mid 30s pretend posh, but unemployable woman would say. Her only jobs have ever been looking after Eugene and Daisy (kids or dogs), making shitey teas for her test husband and occasionally taking her stupid Hyundai 4x4 to the car wash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 10 hours ago, neilser said: Beveragino. I only heard it for the first time last week but it's fecking awful. It's up there with 'a quick snifter' or 'a glass of the old falling down water'. No need for for euphemisms for a glass of wine or beer. Only ever used by utter tossers. 😂 I wouldn’t even know how to pronounce that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Miller's tache Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 “To a man.” Why?? Just stop it now, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanderark14 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 Two of the younger people in the company I work for keep saying "say less say less" It's doing my tits in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McTeeko Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 “You’re”. “They’re”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ger intae them Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 What does that ‘even’ mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ramy 1314 Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 When folk use the term "bwahahahaha"., or "numnumnum" referring to food...Does ma fuckin nut in !! 🤬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaundy Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 Smart Motorway. Straight out of Saachi and Scratchy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ger intae them Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 Douglas Ross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ger intae them Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 …… say something, get it completely wrong, but talk round in circles pretending it doesn’t mean what it clearly does mean……. arrogant twat in black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaundy Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 15 minutes ago, ger intae them said: Douglas Ross 😄 hilarious his head office telling to wheesht. Outside of Scotland most folk still think there’s a difference between the Unionists parties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaundy Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 Transphobic/ Transphobia . Trans what ? Ffs. in that vein Paul O’Grady on tonight in a highlights of his excellent For the love of Dogs . Just to remind how intolerant the UK has always been for blokes pretending to be women. It’s a Uk badge of pride imo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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