Voting help for the Scottish elections

[TartanJon]

The SNP guy is a ####in massive kurnt and I'd rather get gang raped by lifers than vote for him .The Labour twat is a an IRA loving fat nose in the trough arsehole who hears Aberdeen fans sing songs that no one else does but tbh I wouldn't vote for his party even if he was John F Kennedy.

 

I suppose there is the other two kurnts

 

Should I move house or spoil my ballot paper ?

Edited February 18, 2016 by TartanJon

[Orraloon]

58 minutes ago, TartanJon said:

The SNP guy is a ####in massive kurnt and I'd rather get gang raped by lifers than vote for him .The Labour twat is a an IRA loving fat nose in the trough arsehole who hears Aberdeen fans sing songs that no one else does but tbh I wouldn't vote for his party even if he was John F Kennedy.

 

I suppose there is the other two kurnts

 

Should I move house or spoil my ballot paper ?

You could use your list vote if there is anybody near the top of a list that you think might not be a kurnt. 

[Scunnered]

1 hour ago, TartanJon said:

The SNP guy is a ####in massive kurnt and I'd rather get gang raped by lifers than vote for him .The Labour twat is a an IRA loving fat nose in the trough arsehole who hears Aberdeen fans sing songs that no one else does but tbh I wouldn't vote for his party even if he was John F Kennedy.

 

I suppose there is the other two kurnts

 

Should I move house or spoil my ballot paper ?

I'm in the same situation.  I was going to draw a massive phallus on my ballot but fear it may be taken as a vote for Kenny Gibson.  As a good friend, comrade, and Socialist is on the list I'll vote Labour on the list and not bother with constituency. 

[aaid]

11 minutes ago, Scunnered said:

 As a good friend, comrade, and Socialist is on the list I'll vote Labour on the list and not bother with constituency. 

Didn't realise you were that pally with Jackie Baillie.

[Scunnered]

7 minutes ago, aaid said:

Didn't realise you were that pally with Jackie Baillie.

Occasional lovers

[TartanJon]

At the moment the list MSPs are the IRA loving gay haters daughter,another nose in the trough ####er,A Labour women from EK who looks like the love child of Margaret Thatcher & Margaret Beckett and has that ability to ask you a question but not listen when you're giving her the answer , A Tory wifey who wouldn't look out of place at a swingers club,The SNP gay hating from the first post,A Labour ##### who looks like his maw dressed him in the dark, an Independent and a SNP lassie who publicly backed the Eveving Times Opt Out for Life campaign but voted against it (with the Tories) at the first hurdle.

 

I'm definitely drawing David Cameron sticking his cock inside the mouth of a dead Jimmy Savile on the ballot paper  

[ParisInAKilt]

5 minutes ago, TartanJon said:

At the moment the list MSPs are the IRA loving gay haters daughter,another nose in the trough ####er,A Labour women from EK who looks like the love child of Margaret Thatcher & Margaret Beckett and has that ability to ask you a question but not listen when you're giving her the answer , A Tory wifey who wouldn't look out of place at a swingers club,The SNP gay hating from the first post,A Labour ##### who looks like his maw dressed him in the dark, an Independent and a SNP lassie who publicly backed the Eveving Times Opt Out for Life campaign but voted against it (with the Tories) at the first hurdle.

 

I'm definitely drawing David Cameron sticking his cock inside the mouth of a dead Jimmy Savile on the ballot paper  

And people have the cheek to say we don't live in a democracy 

[phart]

Fiona Hyslop is my choice SNP wise. Meh.

[Orraloon]

42 minutes ago, phart said:

Fiona Hyslop is my choice SNP wise. Meh.

Who's your Labour candidate?

[Armchair Bob]

1 hour ago, TartanJon said:

At the moment the list MSPs are the IRA loving gay haters daughter,another nose in the trough ####er,A Labour women from EK who looks like the love child of Margaret Thatcher & Margaret Beckett and has that ability to ask you a question but not listen when you're giving her the answer , A Tory wifey who wouldn't look out of place at a swingers club,The SNP gay hating from the first post,A Labour ##### who looks like his maw dressed him in the dark, an Independent and a SNP lassie who publicly backed the Eveving Times Opt Out for Life campaign but voted against it (with the Tories) at the first hurdle.

 

I'm definitely drawing David Cameron sticking his cock inside the mouth of a dead Jimmy Savile on the ballot paper  

I read that and thought it was Brant... You in North Lanarkshire?

[ErsatzThistle]

2 hours ago, TartanJon said:

At the moment the list MSPs are the IRA loving gay haters daughter,another nose in the trough ####er,A Labour women from EK who looks like the love child of Margaret Thatcher & Margaret Beckett and has that ability to ask you a question but not listen when you're giving her the answer , A Tory wifey who wouldn't look out of place at a swingers club,The SNP gay hating from the first post,A Labour ##### who looks like his maw dressed him in the dark, an Independent and a SNP lassie who publicly backed the Eveving Times Opt Out for Life campaign but voted against it (with the Tories) at the first hurdle.

 

I'm definitely drawing David Cameron sticking his cock inside the mouth of a dead Jimmy Savile on the ballot paper  

Let me guess. Michael "I have a good relationship with the Orange Order" McMahon & his daughter Siobhan ? Pair of anti-Scottish cünts.

Why not vote Green ? (if they are on the paper that is)

[Orraloon]

1 hour ago, ErsatzThistle said:

 

Why not vote Green ? (if they are on the paper that is)

They will only be on the list vote, I think. I don't think they are intending standing anybody in the constituency vote. Although I don't think nominations have closed yet. 

[TartanJon]

3 hours ago, Armchair Bob said:

I read that and thought it was Brant... You in North Lanarkshire?

I'm in South Lanarkshire but it takes in parts of North too.

[TartanJon]

2 hours ago, ErsatzThistle said:

Let me guess. Michael "I have a good relationship with the Orange Order" McMahon & his daughter Siobhan ? Pair of anti-Scottish cünts.

Why not vote Green ? (if they are on the paper that is)

Aye it's them

[ErsatzThistle]

25 minutes ago, TartanJon said:

Aye it's them

Hard luck. I'd love to see that slob McMahon and his inbred offspring booted out.

You might find this article containing an interview with him very interesting reading.

https://www.petergeoghegan.com/2013/07/14/a-nation-once-again/

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‘I don’t think economically or socially independence is a good idea,’ Michael Mahon, a Labour member of the Scottish Parliament (MSP) for Uddingston and Bellshill, a constituency on he outskirts Glasgow with a high concentration of Scots of Irish descent. ‘I say that not because I am an Irish Catholic but because I represent a constituency that I think would be better off in the United Kingdom.’

A former welder, with a broad chest and an easy manner, McMahon speaks fondly of growing up in an Irish household in a mining town in Lanarkshire: ‘It was Irish music, Irish culture. We’d celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, not St. Andrew’s Day’. However, this enthusiasm for all things Irish did not extend to politics. ‘I don’t see this connection between Scottish nationalism and Irish nationalism that some people do. I just don’t get it.’

and later on in the same article

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Labour MSP Michael McMahon shares this view. ‘When I was a union rep I would go to conferences across the UK and meet people from the same background as me from Newcastle, from Birmingham, from Liverpool, from London. I thought ‘I have more in common with these guys that with a Gaelic speaking crofter from the Western Isles’.’

This guy doesn't even consider himself to be a Scot and yet he is a member of our parliament ! Thinks it's fine to slag off the population of the Western isles and their language into the bargain. 

I love Ireland and am proud of my Irish heritage but I'm a Scot first and foremost, that's where my loyalties will always lie.

[Scunnered]

16 minutes ago, ErsatzThistle said:

This guy doesn't even consider himself to be a Scot and yet he is a member of our parliament !

Only Scots should be allowed to be elected to the Scottish Parliament?  That is quite frankly draconian!

[Orraloon]

14 minutes ago, ErsatzThistle said:

Hard luck. I'd love to see that slob McMahon and his inbred offspring booted out.

You might find this article containing an interview with him very interesting reading.

https://www.petergeoghegan.com/2013/07/14/a-nation-once-again/

and later on in the same article

This guy doesn't even consider himself to be a Scot and yet he is a member of our parliament ! Thinks it's fine to slag off the population of the Western isles and their language into the bargain. 

I love Ireland and am proud of my Irish heritage but I'm a Scot first and foremost, that's where my loyalties will always lie.

I don't think there is anything wrong with non Scots being MSPs. 

 

[ErsatzThistle]

16 minutes ago, Orraloon said:

I don't think there is anything wrong with non Scots being MSPs. 

McMahon isn't from Ireland though. He was born in Scotland and I'm assuming his parents were too.

They don't have to be born here, wear a kilt and know the works of Robert Burns off by heart but every elected representative to our parliament should have a little loyalty to Scotland and identify with the country. McMahon clearly doesn't.

Tommy Sheppard and Phillipa Whitford are two of the best SNP MPs in Westminster and where both born and raised in Northern Ireland. Yet both consider themselves to be Scots now and fully identify with our nation. 

17 minutes ago, Scunnered said:

Only Scots should be allowed to be elected to the Scottish Parliament?  That is quite frankly draconian!

See my point above.

Edited February 18, 2016 by ErsatzThistle

[aaid]

17 minutes ago, Scunnered said:

Only Scots should be allowed to be elected to the Scottish Parliament?  That is quite frankly draconian!

Someone should tell Christian Allard

[Scunnered]

5 minutes ago, ErsatzThistle said:

They don't have to be born here, wear a kilt and know the works of Robert burns off by heart but every elected representative to our parliament should have a little loyalty to Scotland and identify with the country.

I couldn't care less if an MP/MSP doesn't give a about Scotland.  If they're committed to furthering the interests of the poor and working class they could have a tattoo on their Forehead saying " Scotland" for all I care.

[Orraloon]

11 minutes ago, ErsatzThistle said:

McMahon isn't from Ireland though. He was born in Scotland and I'm assuming his parents were too.

They don't have to be born here, wear a kilt and know the works of Robert Burns off by heart but every elected representative to our parliament should have a little loyalty to Scotland and identify with the country. McMahon clearly doesn't.

Tommy Sheppard and Phillipa Whitford are two of the best SNP MPs in Westminster and where both born and raised in Northern Ireland. Yet both consider themselves to be Scots now and fully identify with our nation. 

See my point above.

So, it's only plastic Paddies you want to ban? I suppose that's fair enough, then.

 

[Orraloon]

10 minutes ago, Scunnered said:

I couldn't care less if an MP/MSP doesn't give a about Scotland.  If they're committed to furthering the interests of the poor and working class they could have a tattoo on their Forehead saying " Scotland" for all I care.

Eh? I've read that twice and it still disnae make sense, to me.

[Scunnered]

4 minutes ago, Orraloon said:

Eh? I've read that twice and it still disnae make sense, to me.

The board deleted some of my "sentence enhancers".

[Orraloon]

6 minutes ago, Scunnered said:

The board deleted some of my "sentence enhancers".

New board. Still taking the pish. Nae luck.

[ErsatzThistle]

10 minutes ago, Orraloon said:

So, it's only plastic Paddies you want to ban? I suppose that's fair enough, then.

You know that's not what I mean. 

An MSP should have a wee bit of loyalty to the Scottish people. That's all I'm saying. I don't see what's wrong with that at all. 

I'd be posting similar remarks if some posh boy Conservative or UKIP nutter was parachuted into a winnable seat from the Home Counties of England and got elected to Holyrood only to disparage Scotland and claim no link at all to us.