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A typical orgasmic meditation session involves a woman undressing from the waist down while a practitioner strokes her clitoris for 15 minutes.

Before setting about the woman's genitals, the tutor will describe them in great detail - noting the colour, texture and shape.

The sessions costs around £147 a go.

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This sounds like a terrific business opportunity. Instead of that Buy to Let pension plan I was contemplating I think I will buy a cheap ex-hairdressers shop in Shawlands and turn it into Scotland's first Captain FishFingers Fanny W@nk Palace.

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1 hour ago, TartanJon said:

There's a thang called Secret Fingering that's taking off in London,it's sort of along the same lines i think.

I'll give it a bash in November. I'll see how many unsuspecting Jocks I can poke down Wembley Way.

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