neil r Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Broon breed... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35934024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Toepoke Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 RIP wee man. Apparently he's getting cremated at Di Maggios Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Another part of our childhood gone It's been a right bad year for the celebs and celebrity no voters in particular ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86glebestreet Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 So it's good night from him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 49 minutes ago, fringo said: Weird, I always thought that sketch was about 4 candles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biffer Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Got to love this - A man was marooned on a desert island. One day a beautiful woman arrives in a wet suit. 'When did you last have a smoke?' she asks. 'Five years ago.' So she gets out a cigar and he smokes it. She unzips her wet suit a bit and says, 'When did you last have a drink?' He said, 'Five years ago.' So she gets out a bottle of Scotch and he has a drink. Then she unzips her wet suit a bit more and says, 'And when was the last time you played around?' He looks at her in amazement and says: 'You're not telling me you've got a set of golf clubs in there?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaid Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Thought he was brilliant in Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Some of the musical numbers in the Two Ronnies were superb. Two that spring to mind are the brass band and the Morris dancers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 35 minutes ago, biffer said: Got to love this - A man was marooned on a desert island. One day a beautiful woman arrives in a wet suit. 'When did you last have a smoke?' she asks. 'Five years ago.' So she gets out a cigar and he smokes it. She unzips her wet suit a bit and says, 'When did you last have a drink?' He said, 'Five years ago.' So she gets out a bottle of Scotch and he has a drink. Then she unzips her wet suit a bit more and says, 'And when was the last time you played around?' He looks at her in amazement and says: 'You're not telling me you've got a set of golf clubs in there?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 West Mercia police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers, but the chief constable said they must wear their normal uniforms. It was revealed in a government survey published today that the prime minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. We'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed a Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMcoolJ Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Nooooooooo. Absolutely adored this man. Girlfriend and I sat next to him on a plane from Aberdeen to London - he was every bit as brilliant as you'd expect. RIP Ronnie - you and your genius will long live on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 "...and now a sketch about ice hockey where Mr Ronnie Corbett plays the puck..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Genius!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Sorry, but as funny as a shite in the bath, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 I never liked the c.un.t anyway. 4 candles b'fukk ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irnbruman Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 2 hours ago, mariokempes56 said: Sorry, but as funny as a shite in the bath, For me he was on a par with Miranda for being funny. Establishment figure - fair enough to be mentioned on the news but not the lead item over the state of steel making. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Is it too soon to call them The Tomb Ronnies??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddardStark Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 brilliant timing. Talented man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMcoolJ Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 A prison bus collided with a cement mixer today - police are looking for 12 hardened criminals... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamia Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Watching clips reminded me of how unfunny the Two Ronnies were. Never mind not being remotely funny the programme was actually extremely tedious! To be fair I can't think of very much supposed comedy at that time was actually funny as it was generally tedious, childish or simply slapstick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Return of Yermaw Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 one of the few and perhaps the only good one on the naw side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddardStark Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 love the Mastermind Sketch. Sat nights they were a must watch. Simple pleasures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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