Flora MaDonald Posted June 29, 2016 Author Share Posted June 29, 2016 Shites are a bit of a concern. Every time I've been in Spain my jacksie has collapsed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassrubber Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 I eat a lot of olives keeps me regular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted June 29, 2016 Author Share Posted June 29, 2016 Very continental, Mr. Rubber! A couple of Regal King Size clear me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 (edited) This was for all the other posts but Orraloon broke my quote function during his last moaning session. 9 hours ago, bonzo said: I've been drinking Guinness so they're pretty dark Eat some asparagus and your pee will smell. Smelly pee and dark poo, you'll be the small talk King at Irvine soirées. Edited June 29, 2016 by G-Man I'm cursed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassrubber Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 B&H por favor 4.85 euros a pack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted June 29, 2016 Author Share Posted June 29, 2016 I'm flying oot the night with a cork up my jacksie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLAS Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Brassrubber said: B&H por favor 4.85 euros a pack No far from Gibraltar... less than £3 a packet. Can only take 200 or 400 out at a time though. Found Polish vodka in Gib for cheaper than it's sold in Poland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted June 29, 2016 Author Share Posted June 29, 2016 11 minutes ago, OLAS said: No far from Gibraltar... less than £3 a packet. Can only take 200 or 400 out at a time though. Honestly? Phuqqing hell. I've just parted with £9.85 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLAS Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 4 minutes ago, Flora MaDonald said: Honestly? Phuqqing hell. I've just parted with £9.85 Aye. Was there around 2-3 years ago and paid €25ish a carton. Even with a 10% rise, that's still cheap as chips! It's around double the price in mainland Spain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, OLAS said: Aye. Was there around 2-3 years ago and paid €25ish a carton. Even with a 10% rise, that's still cheap as chips! It's around double the price in mainland Spain. Is that not dear for Gibraltar? You can pay in sterling there too, so won't lose out with the poor exchange. Just drive to the border and park up, and walk back and forward all day bringing 200 fags a time back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 3 hours ago, G-Man said: This was for all the other posts but Orraloon broke my quote function during his last moaning session. Eat some asparagus and your pee will smell. Smelly pee and dark poo, you'll be the small talk King at Irvine soirées. Good Irvine knowledge there, was it on purpose? I draw the line at eating something that looks like a blade of grass on steroids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 4 hours ago, bonzo said: Good Irvine knowledge there, was it on purpose? I draw the line at eating something that looks like a blade of grass on steroids. A few weeks ago I was trying to work out what your picture was, thought it was a squashed plastic bottle of Irn Bru, by the time I saw it was a urinal I'd also noticed Irvine. And as my school trip every year seemed to be to the Magnum Centre, Irvine always sticks with me. Asparagus is lovely just put in the oven sprinkle on sea salt, olive oil and balsamic vinegar, delicious. Anyway back to Brassrubbers Sunis and Shiites and Flora taking his wee maws hoover to Spain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Hahaha it was the small talk and Kings both well known establishments in Irvine. I went to see a couple of bands earlier this year 2 auld guys called the wherries their opening gambit was welcome to Greenock where we have Iraqi weather sometimes Suni but usually Shiite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassrubber Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 7pm in the costa blanca and sunis still oot well it is Ramadan and they sell good fake Rolex Off to an outdoor Karaoke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 3 hours ago, bonzo said: Hahaha it was the small talk and Kings both well known establishments in Irvine. I went to see a couple of bands earlier this year 2 auld guys called the wherries their opening gambit was welcome to Greenock where we have Iraqi weather sometimes Suni but usually Shiite That's weird! Purely coincidental though, or maybe on bus to Magnum Centre I passed those places and they sank into my subconscious. I'll be using that joke in the near future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 10 minutes ago, G-Man said: That's weird! Purely coincidental though, or maybe on bus to Magnum Centre I passed those places and they sank into my subconscious. I'll be using that joke in the near future. Awrite Mary doll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 (edited) 7 minutes ago, mariokempes56 said: Awrite Mary doll? I'm well but Mark may tell you a story about, a dead sheep, me shouting through his bedroom window and an electric fence and I promise it was much more traumatic than he'll describe and that's why i ran about like a phanny. Edited June 29, 2016 by G-Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 22 minutes ago, G-Man said: I'm well but Mark may tell you a story about, a dead sheep, me shouting through his bedroom window and an electric fence and I promise it was much more traumatic than he'll describe and that's why i ran about like a phanny. Good god wummin..im having a shoit time with tgis fejkin divorce. .see you soon i nope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Hope over nope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 28 minutes ago, mariokempes56 said: Hope over nope I'm coming for a visit soon and that'll be sure to cheer you. Okay maybe not cheer you but at least you'll have me leaving to look forward to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Supper Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Ok, Enough about shites, guniness and Irvine et al1 Are you doing TAMB Golf discounts or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock strap Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Go for it Flora, you'll regret it otherwise mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLAS Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 (edited) Gies an update, @Flora MaDonald - are ye burnttaefuck yet? Edited August 13, 2016 by OLAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.thumb.jpg.5eeaf0fbe501ba3c868c32fd77caef1f.jpg)
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.