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It is funny but Toryism seems to be especially nasty and unpleasant when you have a female leader. Something about Tory burds makes them nasty mental. Their hair gets slowly buffoned (frazzed by the evilness coursing through it 24/7) and they develop a growing messiah complex until eventually they start using the royal 'We' in TV interviews and the men in grey suits finally pull the plug about 10 years from now. Scotland is bound to be high on the malky list of whichever crazy tory witch gets in. Yaaaay better together. That worked out well then. 

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2 hours ago, thplinth said:

It is funny but Toryism seems to be especially nasty and unpleasant when you have a female leader. Something about Tory burds makes them nasty mental. Their hair gets slowly buffoned (frazzed by the evilness coursing through it 24/7) and they develop a growing messiah complex until eventually they start using the royal 'We' in TV interviews and the men in grey suits finally pull the plug about 10 years from now. Scotland is bound to be high on the malky list of whichever crazy tory witch gets in. Yaaaay better together. That worked out well then. 

I was talking about the bouffant hair in work the other day. There is no doubt,  whichever of them is chosen will look different in a years time. I reckon the stylists will get a lot more added value by choosing May, Leadsom at least looks like she combs her hair at present.  It will be like PM questions meets Gok Wan. 

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Just now, TDYER63 said:

I was talking about the bouffant hair in work the other day. There is no doubt,  whichever of them is chosen will look different in a years time. I reckon the stylists will get a lot more added value by choosing May, Leadsom at least looks like she combs her hair at present.  It will be like PM questions meets Gok Wan. 

 

 

2 hours ago, thplinth said:

It is funny but Toryism seems to be especially nasty and unpleasant when you have a female leader. Something about Tory burds makes them nasty mental. Their hair gets slowly buffoned (frazzed by the evilness coursing through it 24/7) and they develop a growing messiah complex until eventually they start using the royal 'We' in TV interviews and the men in grey suits finally pull the plug about 10 years from now. Scotland is bound to be high on the malky list of whichever crazy tory witch gets in. Yaaaay better together. That worked out well then. 

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3 minutes ago, TDYER63 said:

next chancellor ?

She is just as qualified as Gideon was

Theresa to be PM this afternoon ?

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8 minutes ago, Ally Bongo said:

Theresa to be PM this afternoon ?

Who knows, but it would be kind of funny if Cameron's last act as PM was to have the juice ripped out of him by Andy Murray in front of a global TV audience. 

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3 hours ago, Orraloon said:

Is that rhyming slang? That's not very nice.

:lol:

But seriously, don't anger Thewolf, he's got rid of Boris, Angie and Gove. You'll be easy peasy sleeping with the fishes stuff for him Orra. 

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1 hour ago, thewolf_1980 said:

That's Mr Wolf to you.

 

1 hour ago, Cove_Sheep said:

Doing the opposite of your, nah, better not...

Mr Wolf is obviously Mrs Wolf on alternate weekends but because he's mental Cove Sheep stopped himself before letting the secret out. 

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