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Just when you think Westminster will try to alleviate the UK being seen as a laughing stock this happens

It's all gone bananas

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Technically Abyssinia is Northern Bongo Bongo land, but Boris' second plan is to rename the whole continent Rhodesia once we've re-conquered it and sold all the local pygmies and dervishes and their kids' kids' kids in to indentured servitude to President Trump to build his new 2000 mile supercasino/wall along the Wetbackland/US border.

And then we'll need somewhere with lots of trees so we can build a strong fleet of galleons and pinnaces with which we can invade and destroy all the savages in outer space.

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13 minutes ago, brant grebner said:

Technically Abyssinia is Northern Bongo Bongo land, but Boris' second plan is to rename the whole continent Rhodesia once we've re-conquered it and sold all the local pygmies and dervishes and their kids' kids' kids in to indentured servitude to President Trump to build his new 2000 mile supercasino/wall along the Wetbackland/US border.

And then we'll need somewhere with lots of trees so we can build a strong fleet of galleons and pinnaces with which we can invade and destroy all the savages in outer space.

Your making that up,

 

haha

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52 minutes ago, adamntg said:

Wasn't Abyssinia part of the Italian Empire?  Next door neighbours of the fuzzy-wuzzies?

Aye - Mussolini was down there - Italians had Tunisia (Carthage) and Libya as well

I was sat in a outside restaurant in Tripoli which had an authentic roman arch :-)

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g293807-d942286-r126732869-Al_Athar-Tripoli_Tripoli_District.html

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To be fair, that's a decent lineup for the Scottish independence movement. Cruella de Vil in the top job, a millionaire tax-dodger in charge of the money, an unknown as Home Secretary and, well, Boris...

I look forward to them telling Scotland we are too wee, too poor and too stupid. 

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Better together (alone). It is kinda serial killer like that we have been politically lured to a remote cabin on a promise of a big euro party only to find it is us and one other swivel eyed nation with a severe personality disorder. oooohkay then.

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5 minutes ago, Ormond said:

I'd definitely agree. The sooner that "glorious" Union is cast away the better.

Ach dinnae worry, its doing a fine job of ####in' its self up without our help.

As long as we're ready and prepared to put our plan into action we'll make the best of their feck ups.

 

 

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1 minute ago, mingin' said:

Ach dinnae worry, its doing a fine job of ####in' its self up without our help.

As long as we're ready and prepared to put our plan into action we'll make the best of their feck ups.

 

 

Here's to that pal! I'm in the pub toasting it richt noo! :ok:

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