Mee Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Boris Johnson is the new foreign secretary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stocky Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 u serious? FFS... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Jim Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 This thread because it's nearly Friday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brant grebner Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 His first plan is to invade Abyssinia to re-establish the empire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErsatzThistle Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 7 minutes ago, brant grebner said: His first plan is to invade Abyssinia to re-establish the empire Treaty of friendship to be signed with the Austro-Hungarian Empire too apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Just when you think Westminster will try to alleviate the UK being seen as a laughing stock this happens It's all gone bananas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamntg Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 57 minutes ago, brant grebner said: His first plan is to invade Abyssinia to re-establish the empire Wasn't Abyssinia part of the Italian Empire? Next door neighbours of the fuzzy-wuzzies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brant grebner Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Technically Abyssinia is Northern Bongo Bongo land, but Boris' second plan is to rename the whole continent Rhodesia once we've re-conquered it and sold all the local pygmies and dervishes and their kids' kids' kids in to indentured servitude to President Trump to build his new 2000 mile supercasino/wall along the Wetbackland/US border. And then we'll need somewhere with lots of trees so we can build a strong fleet of galleons and pinnaces with which we can invade and destroy all the savages in outer space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86glebestreet Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 13 minutes ago, brant grebner said: Technically Abyssinia is Northern Bongo Bongo land, but Boris' second plan is to rename the whole continent Rhodesia once we've re-conquered it and sold all the local pygmies and dervishes and their kids' kids' kids in to indentured servitude to President Trump to build his new 2000 mile supercasino/wall along the Wetbackland/US border. And then we'll need somewhere with lots of trees so we can build a strong fleet of galleons and pinnaces with which we can invade and destroy all the savages in outer space. Your making that up, haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Anyone else notice Mays look at the snp members when they were soeaking ? She oozes evil. And no, brant is not joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euan2020 Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 52 minutes ago, adamntg said: Wasn't Abyssinia part of the Italian Empire? Next door neighbours of the fuzzy-wuzzies? Aye - Mussolini was down there - Italians had Tunisia (Carthage) and Libya as well I was sat in a outside restaurant in Tripoli which had an authentic roman arch :-) https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g293807-d942286-r126732869-Al_Athar-Tripoli_Tripoli_District.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McDange Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 That's some lineup. Who's getting the Home Secretary gig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 5 minutes ago, McDange said: That's some lineup. Who's getting the Home Secretary gig? The burd/man wae big jugs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Amber Rudd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Is Gove quietly keeping his job then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McDange Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 To be fair, that's a decent lineup for the Scottish independence movement. Cruella de Vil in the top job, a millionaire tax-dodger in charge of the money, an unknown as Home Secretary and, well, Boris... I look forward to them telling Scotland we are too wee, too poor and too stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Better together (alone). It is kinda serial killer like that we have been politically lured to a remote cabin on a promise of a big euro party only to find it is us and one other swivel eyed nation with a severe personality disorder. oooohkay then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveyDenoon Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 (edited) Jesus Christ. Jesus Fücking Christ. Edited July 13, 2016 by DaveyDenoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 The mainstream media and delight about the appointments is ####in mental Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 24 minutes ago, Ally Bongo said: The mainstream media and delight about the appointments is ####in mental Tbh the papers that wanted Brexit will be over the moon with that cabinet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 A great *Union dividend. *copyright Cove Sheep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mingin' Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 8 minutes ago, Ormond said: A great *Union divided sorted that for you x *copyright Cove Sheep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 minute ago, mingin' said: I'd definitely agree. The sooner that "glorious" Union is cast away the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mingin' Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Ormond said: I'd definitely agree. The sooner that "glorious" Union is cast away the better. Ach dinnae worry, its doing a fine job of ####in' its self up without our help. As long as we're ready and prepared to put our plan into action we'll make the best of their feck ups. Edited July 14, 2016 by mingin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 minute ago, mingin' said: Ach dinnae worry, its doing a fine job of ####in' its self up without our help. As long as we're ready and prepared to put our plan into action we'll make the best of their feck ups. Here's to that pal! I'm in the pub toasting it richt noo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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