TDYER63 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 34 minutes ago, Parklife said: I've never got divorced, if I did though, I'm pretty sure it'd work. It certainly beats fishing I will give you that. Not that I have tried crack and hookers, I have never been divorced either. Yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: You seem pretty certain. Work for you did it ? I think he might be touting for business? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Just now, Orraloon said: I think he might be touting for business? I can vouch for his crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 6 minutes ago, deecie said: I can vouch for his crack. Scunnered will NOT be happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newryrep Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 15 hours ago, Ormond said: I'm not going to the pictures with another laddie. Eh ? As long as the movie is something like Jason Bourne and not Love Actually I think you would be alright unless you live in rednecksville that is Take a pen and paper pretend your a critic ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 I'm starting to think that this might be one of those, subtly disguised "I think I might be gay" threads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 If he is getting divorced there is a good chance the ex wife will have taken all the curtains with her. You could take him out curtain shopping and help him pick out some new ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 10 pin bowling and then game of poker (which is probably best sober). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted July 30, 2016 Author Share Posted July 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Orraloon said: If he is getting divorced there is a good chance the ex wife will have taken all the curtains with her. You could take him out curtain shopping and help him pick out some new ones. Somebody's been watching Still Game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brummie Hibs Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Learn a musical instrument Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 2 hours ago, Orraloon said: I'm starting to think that this might be one of those, subtly disguised "I think I might be gay" threads? "My secret lover left his wife for me, what now?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, deecie said: "My secret lover left his wife for me, what now?" I can see this thread is just going to keep on coming back to Parky's crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86glebestreet Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Just shag his wife, then you can get a new friend that will go golf or fishing with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted July 30, 2016 Author Share Posted July 30, 2016 1 hour ago, 86glebestreet said: Just shag his wife, then you can get a new friend that will go golf or fishing with you She left him to shag some other bugger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mingin' Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 If he's got a few hours on his hands get him to run for President.?? ...you can be his campaign manager! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted July 30, 2016 Author Share Posted July 30, 2016 41 minutes ago, mingin' said: If he's got a few hours on his hands get him to run for President.?? ...you can be his campaign manager! ? Check yer message box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunchy Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 On 29/07/2016 at 11:10 PM, Ormond said: I'm not going to the pictures with another laddie. Nothing wrong with going to a movie with a mate as long as the film is suitable. It's just 2 mates going to see a good action/horror/war/sci-fi film as someone said it would be different if is as a romance film that could be a bit strange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 (edited) 16 hours ago, Ormond said: Somebody's been watching Still Game. Once you have got the curtains you could take them back to his house and spend a pleasant evening pulling yourselves together. Edited July 31, 2016 by Orraloon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 16 hours ago, Orraloon said: I can see this thread is just going to keep on coming back to Parky's crack. Due to your obsession with talking about me, you'll no doubt prove yourself correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobydoo Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 parkour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 3 hours ago, Parklife said: Due to your obsession with talking about me, you'll no doubt prove yourself correct. Take it a compliment Parkie. There's no such thing as bad publicity ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 On 29 July 2016 at 10:20 PM, Debian said: Suicide You're a scumbag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shed_Tartan_Army_Yeah Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 On 30/07/2016 at 7:11 PM, Brummie Hibs said: Learn a musical instrument while at the cinema together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brummie Hibs Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Shed_Tartan_Army_Yeah said: while at the cinema together. Yeah, they should strum each others banjos while watching Brokeback Mountain at the cinema together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Cargo for house ,go to preseason gem get pissed eat kebab or fish supper and home for rest of cargo . tomorrow is another day.. ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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