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2 hours ago, Stu101 said:

His eyes are offside

His eyes are offside

Mesut Özil

His eyes are offside

 

There's a better one in Scotland about an ex-player from Hibs and Rangers but some uppity Jessie will crucify me for putting it up. :rolleyes:

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There's been many different remixes of the Mercer song over the years. Here's just a few verses

The Original

Tell all the Hearts you know

Wallace Mercer is dead and we're no

He's no longer here, so let's have a beer

Wallace Mercer is dead and we're no

The John Collins Re-Mix

Tell all the Hearts you know

Wallace Mercer is dead and we're no

John Collins was right, they're a pub team they're shite

Wallace Mercer is dead and we're no

The 2016 Re-Mastered Version

Tell all the Hearts you know

Wallace Mercer is dead and we're no 

We've won the big cup

So let's dig him up

Wallace Mercer is dead and we're no

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9 hours ago, Ormond said:

There's a better one in Scotland about an ex-player from Hibs and Rangers but some uppity Jessie will crucify me for putting it up. :rolleyes:

Given the dafties that frequent the board, coupled with how long a lot of us have been going to the fitba', it would interesting to see who would 'win' that particular game :)

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31 minutes ago, Glasgowmancity said:

Villa fans last night :lol::lol::lol: 

to the tune of Rotterdam by The Beautiful South;

"We've been to Manchester, Liverpool, Rotterdam and Rome
But now we're playing Huddersfield, Huddersfield at home"

They should think thersen's lucky :-)

They got to see the best goal ever scored by a player's backside & the most mental celebration I've had watching Town in many a long year. Way more exciting than getting tonked week in, week out.

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On 13 August 2016 at 10:10 PM, sbcmfc said:

Motherwells unique take on the "by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen"

:sing:

Oh I've been a muff diver many a year,

I spent all my money on muff diving gear,

a snorkel, some flippers, an oxygen tank,

If I can't have a muff dive I'll just have a w@nk,

and it's Motherwell, Motherwell FC......

:lol: i first heard that song in kavos from a motherwell fan we met, and for years i had tried to remember the words for it. :ok: 

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