I wat to qualify with you - TA specific - Tartan Army Message Board Jump to content

I wat to qualify with you


Grahambarc

Recommended Posts

I have an idea for a song for the Tartan Army.I think the chorus of "Life With You" by the Proclaimers can be adapted for the current qualifying campaign.It would go like this:I want to qualify with you.dont want to be left at home.I can‘t conceive all the years left to me without you where you belong......just an idea might sound good down Wembley way.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

18 hours ago, Grahambarc said:

I have an idea for a song for the Tartan Army.I think the chorus of "Life With You" by the Proclaimers can be adapted for the current qualifying campaign.It would go like this:I want to qualify with you.dont want to be left at home.I can‘t conceive all the years left to me without you where you belong......just an idea might sound good down Wembley way.

with a bit of tweeking that could be a cracker in the pub.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

22 hours ago, Grahambarc said:

I have an idea for a song for the Tartan Army.I think the chorus of "Life With You" by the Proclaimers can be adapted for the current qualifying campaign.It would go like this:I want to qualify with you.dont want to be left at home.I can‘t conceive all the years left to me without you where you belong......just an idea might sound good down Wembley way.

aye credit when credits due thats one of the better songs/chants thats been posted of late :ok:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The laughing policeman

 

 

There is the Scottish F.A.

They try to run our game

The recent hike in ticket price

Puts everyone to shame

They sit about in meetings

And put the prices up

Just shove your ticket up your @rse we're all goin to the pub

 

HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

oooh HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

 o o o o o oooh HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

 

 

The punter on the sideline

Is following his dream

Through thick and thin he's seen them win

He always backs the team

A plastic seat at Hampden

Could never be so dear

Till someone rings you're doorbell and repo men are here

 

 

HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

oooh HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

 o o o o o oooh HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

 

 

Now if you've got a mortage

Don't bother to apply

If the wife finds out she'll start to shout

And padlock shut her thighs

You'll never be forgiven

You're credit will be gone

And it's all be cause Doncaster's lot take money all day long!

 

HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

oooh HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

 o o o o o oooh HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

 

 

My holiday is cancelled

My loan has just arrived

I'll take my seat and burn recepits

While eating all the pies

I scrape together pennies

I save up all I've got

While the S.F.A. say  Happy days! and make off with the lot!

 

HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

oooh HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

 o o o o o oooh HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I want to qualify with you.sung to Life With You by the Proclaimers.when I was a younger man...when I was a silly boy...I didn‘t need a thing...we qualified for everything,viewed world cup finals as a joy...since ‘98 I‘ve been distraught...we‘ve qualified for next to naught....I never thought I would see so many managers leave...so many toil to stop the rot.I want to qualify with you...don't want to be left at home.I can't concieve all the years left to me,without you where you belong.what if what if what if what...ift's not perferct then it's not...but every care I'll take...nothing I won't forsake to dwell inside Hamden park...every time I think about you I think I cant live without you...I'll tell you something I am nothing without you.I want to qualify with you...Dont want to be left at home...I cant conceive all the years left to me....without you where you belong.(then repeat chorus with gusto)shamelessly stolen lyrics with a wee tweak.might be a good one for the boozer.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

5 hours ago, bonny78 said:

The laughing policeman

 

 

There is the Scottish F.A.

They try to run our game

The recent hike in ticket price

Puts everyone to shame

They sit about in meetings

And put the prices up

Just shove your ticket up your @rse we're all goin to the pub

 

HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

oooh HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

 o o o o o oooh HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

 

 

The punter on the sideline

Is following his dream

Through thick and thin he's seen them win

He always backs the team

A plastic seat at Hampden

Could never be so dear

Till someone rings you're doorbell and repo men are here

 

 

HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

oooh HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

 o o o o o oooh HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

 

 

Now if you've got a mortage

Don't bother to apply

If the wife finds out she'll start to shout

And padlock shut her thighs

You'll never be forgiven

You're credit will be gone

And it's all be cause Doncaster's lot take money all day long!

 

HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

oooh HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

 o o o o o oooh HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

 

 

My holiday is cancelled

My loan has just arrived

I'll take my seat and burn recepits

While eating all the pies

I scrape together pennies

I save up all I've got

While the S.F.A. say  Happy days! and make off with the lot!

 

HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

oooh HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

 o o o o o oooh HAHAHHAhahahahahahah

:lol:

 

3 hours ago, DoonTheSlope said:

Bonnys on fire

Paul McCartney's terrified

:lol: again

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...


×
×
  • Create New...