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ooofffffttt wibble unbelievable lol tell jock strap I'm asking for him

Ach... he's fine - if slightly deranged!

Have ye seen him sober?

Fuqqin' welll - yurned oot young man, BTW! :-))

He's like ma Baby! (But He's not bee bummed or anything!

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Licking lit lightbulbs hurts.

Mind you it might burn off the hydrogen peroxide in glow sticks.

Worth a go dandydunn?

The low energy ones run at a lower temp so you might get away with licking them. Worth a go Bob.

They do contain nasty chemicals such as mercury which dnadydunn might be interested in tasting? Did you know that mercury is the chemical responsible for the phrase "mad as a hatter"?

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Are you seriously going to harm yourself before you know what I look like? I'll visit you in hospital.

I'm hurting by not knowing what you look like,the physical pain will merely replace the emotional pain from every time I read one of your posts and wonder :wub:

If you do visit,bring lucozade,zoo magazine and sports mixtures :)

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