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Best/worst Excuse For Time Off For An Away Trip


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From memory.

Got caught skiving at a game, Daily Record pic I think.

Next big game turned up at work with a full leg cast and crutches. Much ado about him turning up to work in that state. He pointed out he was on a warning so had to turn up. Got sent home. Brother picks him up and cuts off the fake cast. Buggers off to game.

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Met a brickie fae london, I think it was at the 'dam Goerge Burley game jsut before the bevygate incident.

Asked him why he was wearing a Sadam Hussain mask ( excuse spelling) and he said he was on the sick and if he was spotted on tv he would be in trouble.

Class :ok:

:lol: :lol: that is genius. Well done that man. :ok:

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I did the same at the Netherlands playoff, was in Amsterdam at the arena picking up tickets, I had a crab as a sporran (Crab Douglas) and got ma photae taken by the DR, managed no te get found out tho!

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My work know I use 90% of my holiday time for Scotland games, so can not use it...... only time I have had to come up with a excuse was a B game in Mannheim many years ago, where I just pulled a sickie for 2 days.

Belgium 2001 one of our group had to phone in sick every morning, but seemed to have a habit of picking the worst times to do it (ie on the train down to London while the carriage was jumping, in a corner of the Grand Place, outside a busy pub etc.....) to the point he just gave up after 3 days :-))

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Alicante 2011 my first ever away game on my own, got offered a free ticket last minute coudn't get it off so I phoned in with a sprained ankle that was fine. Was in a bar and a supervisor that was over aswell knew about me being off and seen me doing a near perfect salsa we a spanish bird. Safe to say I have been on my best behaviour since.

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I always remember the auld jakey looking guy interviewed at France 98 on the tv. He told his wife in Edinburgh he was nipping oot for milk and a paper and never came back. That was a week before that interview.

Old Boy who used to go on our Glasgow Aberdeen Supporters Bus used to love telling us the story that he actually did pop out for a pint of milk one day, went to the pub where he met his mates who were setting off for the 1982 World Cup in Spain, and he tagged along.

Came back two weeks later to find the divorce papers sitting under a bottle of milk on the kitchen table :-))

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Old Boy who used to go on our Glasgow Aberdeen Supporters Bus used to love telling us the story that he actually did pop out for a pint of milk one day, went to the pub where he met his mates who were setting off for the 1982 World Cup in Spain, and he tagged along.

Came back two weeks later to find the divorce papers sitting under a bottle of milk on the kitchen table :-))

Sounds like she'd been planning it for a while. Canae trust these weemin folk. :lol:

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I broke my arm in work just before Euro 92, and was signed aff on the sick for 6 weeks (and because it was work related, I got full pay), so with nothing better to do for a few weeks, I ended up in Sweden at the fitbaw.

My gaffer clocked me on the telly at 1 of the games, and when I came back to Scotland, he phoned my house and accused me of faking the broken arm, and then sent me for a company medical to prove his point.

The medical showed that my arm was in fact broken, and was not healing as well as hoped (Nobody told me, that 10 days of falling about Swedish bars, would delay the healing process), so I got another 4 weeks off (Fully paid), and he got his baws rightly chewed, by his gaffers.

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My work are brilliant for getting time off whether it through Flex or Annual Leave not had an issue however university has been different, used to tell the tutors i had a wedding down south. Wasn't until i had the same tutor twice & questions started to get asked so it soon moved onto mysterious illnesses..

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Old Boy who used to go on our Glasgow Aberdeen Supporters Bus used to love telling us the story that he actually did pop out for a pint of milk one day, went to the pub where he met his mates who were setting off for the 1982 World Cup in Spain, and he tagged along.

Came back two weeks later to find the divorce papers sitting under a bottle of milk on the kitchen table :-))

mmm did he have his passport with him to cross an international border to get his pint of milk ;-)

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