brant grebner Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 I ken pish is and gob too, snotters no too sure about. But whits the story wi shite? Is it really brown bum savlon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Apparently it's good to eat your boggies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brant grebner Posted March 14, 2015 Author Share Posted March 14, 2015 Aye. Eating bogies is good for you as long as they're no green or orange - irish bogies are bad. But normal snotters can boost your salt pan and are renowned for cleaning some of the ill humours. Plus they taste ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Apparently it's good to eat your boggies. Wow! My whole childhood was a lie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 gosh what's happening to this board these days don't gies the boak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andreimack Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Mindy is indeed correct, I remember an article written by some professor a few years ago who said eating your own boogers had health benefits, I think it staved off flu or something? I think eating your own jobbies may indeed also have some health benefits, your breath would be that bad no one would get close enough to you to spread germs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brant grebner Posted March 14, 2015 Author Share Posted March 14, 2015 I dinnae think you should be munching jobbies - it will get rid of the taste of bogies. But if you skin your knees when you're out playing on yer BMX, could ye wipe a fresh wee bit ae tolly on yer cuts to clean them? I've read that shite is like dock leaves but from yer arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Dunno about antiseptic, but by fück is it an aphrodisiac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padre Andrew Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Short answer to original question: No. In fact it harbours all sorts of things you'd rather not think about that can seriously damage your health. So: don't eat it; don't give it to your children to eat; and don't dress any wounds with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brant grebner Posted March 14, 2015 Author Share Posted March 14, 2015 I'm 90 per cent sure I saw a Ray Mears documentary where he did a big shite in the woods and used it to stem a nosebleed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilser Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 It's apparently a good way to heal chapped lips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave in London Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 I might be imagining this, but I'm sure I heard that dog's saliva is antiseptic, which is why they lick their wounds. Maybe a face full of Doberman slobber could do wonders for an ageing visage. I ain't trying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Managed to avoid this on Newsnight this week... https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/575667305155264512 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robroysboy Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Only if its your own! I am aware of urine neutralising a jelly fish sting, but have never tried it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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