Parklife Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 People who say "def I net ly' This!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenblueeyes Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 When my dog Viktor covets a pig's ear right up to 2 minutes before I want to take him out for a walk - and then he starts to eat it so I have to wait till it's gone before we go out or my other dog Jack will try to nick it and start a fight because he ate his when I gave them out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 On way home from pub, calling into chinese , ordering 2 currys and a chow mein , getting home and there is only one curry in the bag, That will be because you have scoffed one on the way and forgot about. The state of your shirt front is usually a good clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andreimack Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 That will be because you have scoffed one on the way and forgot about. The state of your shirt front is usually a good clue. So many times... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Men who put their shirts/tshirts and socks on before their trousers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 People who consider Kelly Brook fat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 People who consider Kelly Brook fat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Fatties like Kelly Brook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair Bob Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 When my dog Viktor covets a pig's ear right up to 2 minutes before I want to take him out for a walk - and then he starts to eat it so I have to wait till it's gone before we go out or my other dog Jack will try to nick it and start a fight because he ate his when I gave them out! ?? Pigs ears? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Ginger pubes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest flumax Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) Scotrail won't sell me a beer on my train home. No sale after 2030 due to ban on booze at 2100. 30min to drink 440 ml of booze, I'll do it in 5 of needsbe. Edited October 23, 2014 by flumax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest flumax Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) Double post due to the speed of scotrail Wifi. Edited October 23, 2014 by flumax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Ginger pubes ♫... Are acceptable, ginger pubes are acceptable, we love ginger pubes... ♫ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenblueeyes Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 ?? Pigs ears? Yup - cured pigs ears. My dogs love them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andreimack Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 ♫... Are acceptable, ginger pubes are acceptable, we love ginger pubes... ♫ People using The Royal We to try and lump the rest of us into their sick Ginger pube loving... We are not amused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andreimack Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 Yup - cured pigs ears. My dogs love them. What was wrong with them before they were cured? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErsatzThistle Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Kunts letting aff fireworks more than a week before Guy Fawks Night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 What was wrong with them before they were cured? Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Return of Yermaw Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Folks who negotiate airport security as if it is the first time ever they have ever encountered it. " my belt as well?" Women who after packing and nattering at checkout, decide to rummage through their bag to try and find their purse. What you were caught off guard for the need to conclude the transaction with payment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan cake Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 People with no spatial awareness, fecking weirdos People that feel the need to touch/hold on to you when having a conversation (can only imagine it's to stop you walking away as you lose the will to live listening to their innate drivel) As you can tell I'm a people person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan cake Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Women who after packing and nattering at checkout, decide to rummage through their bag to try and find their purse. What you were caught off guard for the need to conclude the transaction with payment? Buses are particularly bad for this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donaldo87 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Folks who negotiate airport security as if it is the first time ever they have ever encountered it. " my belt as well?" ? Oh feck aye! 'Oh I didn't know I couldn't hav this bottle of water in my bag' I think it's all these things that force me to get shit faced in lounges when travelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Yes! Or people queuing up for ages to get on a plane when it's allocated seats! Does my nut in, I just don't get it! Usually that's about being able to get your hand luggage into the overhead locker and not having to put stuff at your feet because the overhead lockers are full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair Bob Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Eh? They were attached to a pig.., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan cake Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Usually that's about being able to get your hand luggage into the overhead locker and not having to put stuff at your feet because the overhead lockers are full. or your bag going in the hold if there's too much hand luggage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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