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Teethy

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  1. Always thought your reasonable comments were a credit to yourself fanatyk, but with your "ahahaha" addition earlier in this thread you have, in my opinion, simply proved you're an arsehole. Thanks for the confirmation.
  2. The female doc in A&E said it was common knowledge among medical circles that kidney stones was the only pain suffered by males that came close to childbirth!! Morphine was the only answer for me by that stage.
  3. Perfect, glorious working order thanks Flora. It was about 15 years ago though.
  4. Yep I'm afraid you read that bit correctly. Surgeon told me all was needed was a "wee incision". He neglected to tell me where said incision would be. Lower abdomen I thought. Came round from GA wearing a man sized nappy. Asked the nurse what the story was and she smiled as she showed me the absolute carnage within nappy. Like a butchers display. He had opened up the very tip, large enough to get some surgical instruments up to grab the stone and retrieve. Now I'm sure there are some horrendous surgical tales out there but that was no fun in the slightest!! Upside was the nursing staff's mirth at the sight of me trudging around the ward in a nappy for a couple of days. Not touched fizzy drinks or beetroot since!
  5. Hope you manage to pass them mate. I had to have surgery a few years back to get rid. The surgeon never told me he'd slice open the end of my knob to reach them. My advice would be to drink iced water till it's coming out you ears. This may force them out naturally. If not then brace yourself!! Doc told me fizzy drinks and eating beetroot were the most probable cause. Not touched either since. Good luck and hope you manage to pass them.
  6. The pilot just following the example set by the team earlier.
  7. That Alan Hutton clip made me laugh. Thank something has tonight.
  8. Struggling to pick any Scottish player with pass marks. Awful performance.
  9. Griffiths might offer at least something different. Fletcher looks lost.
  10. Come on Lads..........get stuck in.
  11. What sites would you guys recommend to watch the game online?
  12. Thought that might be the case. Suppose they would just claim the refugees would all pour south to England once they had arrived here.
  13. Georgia 0 Scotland 3 (with two late goals to calm the nerves!!)
  14. It is heart breaking to see images like that of the wee boy dead on the beach. Whilst Cameron and co engage in hand wringing and putting out sound bites they are doing precious little to help these people. It would be nice to think the Scottish Govt could extend a helping hand to some of these refugees (if that's possible without the agreement of Westminster?)
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