Kirk

Haha ive eaten so much dodgy shit and seem to be fine, maybe i built up immunity. Its a jag of some sort, its my Sister in Laws, she has bad chrones so whatever they take. It was left by mistake and now lives here as shes never taken it back haha. Aye you could be right, i honestly just opened it and took a photo and walked away again. Think its curry and the dreaded reheatable rice.

Here's ma fridge, it's not organised in any way, and pretty empty. Yes there's raw meat sitting on top of butter or something. Still alive

Haha you two are big fearties, I reheat rice all the time. Even worse I sometimes forget to stick it in the fridge so it's been out all night and reheated. Still alive. Had salmonella when I was young, now that was serious food poisoning 😂😂 spent a week in a Majorcan hospital (the one that used to be ok the TV) we were on a cruise then meant to have a week at the beach, me and the maw spent a week on deaths door 🙈

Love Loch Morlich, have been there in -8 totally frozen and snow covered, then in the summer when it was 28 or something ridiculous and got burnt to fuck haha

Love a reheated chinese, i'd even pick at it cold. Rice always gets reheated haha sorry. If I leave the couch anytime soon I will haha. Not much in it as far as i remember.

None of that sauce in the top of the door needs to be there, replace with beer how can you not eat the leftovers, always much tastier the next day

well deserved

i thought the same, just drive up on matchday, fucking daft

Never been a huge fan of Forrest but as things stand he is playing well and scoring and we lack goals at times. 26 man squad I think he will get in

I think there is no doubt he will be in the squad. If Hickey isn't fit then he starts, if Hickey is fit then hes the number 2, we don't really have other options

I'm one of the last on the plane, why wait in a qué, to then stand behind every fucktard trying to get up the aisles with their bags etc, taking 10 mins to sit in a fucking seat. I'll have my pint, make my way to the gate in my own time, sit and wait til all the idiots have gone on and board as late as possible. Also the idiots that jump up as soon as the plane has landed. Sit the fuck down you mutants.

He's always capable of being ridiculously good and scoring a belter. You wouldn't want to break your knee 😂 I did it and it's never going to be right again. My illustrious 5 a side career over at 35

Correct, it's insanity. I'm 35 but growing buying my own tops from 16ish they were about £20 maybe £25 max and that was ok. The price now compared with wages etc going up is just ridiculous

Just got 3 home and 1 away delivered from dhgate, looks good enough for £14 will compare with some rich cunt in Germany 😂

Aye absolutely brutal, tried to be clever instead of just getting it to fuck into the corner