Ormond Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Tourettes, C'unt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souness' 'tache Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Roses are red, Violets are blue, This isn't my bed, Who the f**k are u? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brummie Hibs Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Tourettes, C'unt Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Tourettes, Thundercats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Roses are red My golf clubs are nicked A wee guy dae Manchester in cahoots winth fraud squad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Roses are red, I am blue, That's mainly because, I'm married to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Roses are red, I am blue, That's mainly because, I'm married to you. Think I'll be stealing that to go in the wife's first valentines card as a married couple!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Think I'll be stealing that to go in the wife's first valentines card as a married couple!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bzzzz Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Tourettes, Thundercats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I've been telling her for 10 months that i didn't think we'd get to our first anniversary so this might be reason! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred_Zeppelin Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Roses are red, Violets are Blue, I've got a knife, get in the car!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Roses are red, Violets are Blue, I've got a knife, get in the car!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Roses are redViolets are blueI'm dyslexicI olev yuo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 (edited) Roses are red, violets are glorious, don't try and surprise Oscar Pistorius Edited February 13, 2015 by Fairbairn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Roses are red This day is a sham I'm away out golfing with my pals I'll see you later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pornhub is down, Your Mums Facebook will do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pornhub is down, Your Mums Facebook will do Pornhub is down????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davierobbsagod Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Roses are red Violets are blue I've got alzheimers cheese on toast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThistleWhistle Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 When we met Roses were red Violets were blue The rest of my life Was dedicated to you This time last year I’d spend a fortune in B&Q Go all Christian Grey And turned your arse black n blue This year though I’ve made my choice I’d rather stop in Watching The Voice. Because our eyes are red Nappies are shitty We’re ####in skint So enjoy this ditty. Night times are fractious Sleep totally compromised Feels like we haven’t made love Since the pope was canonized I can’t complain But work concentration this hampers Plus if she shits any more We’ll get shares in Pampers No worries on sex Now I just want my bed I know the girth of my penis Compared to her head. Milk costs a fortune And she only drinks half But when I complain You just start to laugh I threaten to fill her with diesel You say I’ve taken it too far But it really is cheaper Running the car. Our balance is red Relationship passive We can’t afford takeaways Yet your arse is still massive In a few months Is my brother’s wedding I dislike my sister in law So you’re not going in bedding You’ll expect roses And a three course dinner But I’ve hit on a plan And it’ll make you thinner Gym round the corner Have a half price offer You’ll drop a couple of sizes Whilst protecting the coffer I know you’ll be angry Twitch in your eye But to show I’m serious I’ve cancelled Sky Hopefully this proves It isn’t a stunt In the wedding photos I don’t want to see your arse from the front Wedge on the lycra It’ll chaff like sin But in half an hour I’ve booked you in Intermediate Spin Love Always Whistle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 When we met Roses were red Violets were blue The rest of my life Was dedicated to you This time last year I’d spend a fortune in B&Q Go all Christian Grey And turned your arse black n blue This year though I’ve made my choice I’d rather stop in Watching The Voice. Because our eyes are red Nappies are shitty We’re ####in skint So enjoy this ditty. Night times are fractious Sleep totally compromised Feels like we haven’t made love Since the pope was canonized I can’t complain But work concentration this hampers Plus if she shits any more We’ll get shares in Pampers No worries on sex Now I just want my bed I know the girth of my penis Compared to her head. Milk costs a fortune And she only drinks half But when I complain You just start to laugh I threaten to fill her with diesel You say I’ve taken it too far But it really is cheaper Running the car. Our balance is red Relationship passive We can’t afford takeaways Yet your arse is still massive In a few months Is my brother’s wedding I dislike my sister in law So you’re not going in bedding You’ll expect roses And a three course dinner But I’ve hit on a plan And it’ll make you thinner Gym round the corner Have a half price offer You’ll drop a couple of sizes Whilst protecting the coffer I know you’ll be angry Twitch in your eye But to show I’m serious I’ve cancelled Sky Hopefully this proves It isn’t a stunt In the wedding photos I don’t want to see your arse from the front Wedge on the lycra It’ll chaff like sin But in half an hour I’ve booked you in Intermediate Spin Love Always Whistle Fantastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Once when we met you were a poor wee soul still thought i could try and get ma hole a didny ken yer drawers were coded Thank fuk a stayed coz one of uz is loaded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted February 13, 2015 Author Share Posted February 13, 2015 Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, What happened to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irnbruman Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Dearest Darling ?????? You set my heart on fire Every time I think of you Like a Tefal deep fat frier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popkean1314foreva Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Roses can be red but are also available in a variety of other colours Violets are generally a shade of purple approximating violet interspersed with white I am a pedant ( which isn`t the same a pederast or a paedophile before you come round and spray things on my front door ) . I am also not much of a poet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wine bibber Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Roses are Red Violets are Blue Lilies are White Put them together the colour is s@ite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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