ThistleWhistle Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Got to write a best man speech in French and despite revising my GCSE text book I am unable to succinctly detail the occasion my brother, aged 5, sh!t in a wardrobe at MFI whilst our folks were looking for bedroom furniture. My brother was given an absolute roasting by my dad and told in no uncertain terms he should only do this on the toilet. About a month later our folks were brave enough to return to MFI and again my brother disappeared. This time he was found in the bathroom department sat, trousers around his ankles, upon one of the display models and looked super proud when he saw mum. Anyone on here got this level of French please and willing to translate a couple of stories for my slides please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Cannae help with the French but if it's any consolation that story's a belter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 (edited) Got to write a best man speech in French and despite revising my GCSE text book I am unable to succinctly detail the occasion my brother, aged 5, sh!t in a wardrobe at MFI whilst our folks were looking for bedroom furniture. My brother was given an absolute roasting by my dad and told in no uncertain terms he should only do this on the toilet. About a month later our folks were brave enough to return to MFI and again my brother disappeared. This time he was found in the bathroom department sat, trousers around his ankles, upon one of the display models and looked super proud when he saw mum. Anyone on here got this level of French please and willing to translate a couple of stories for my slides please? Actually I'm not sure if you are being serious or on the windup as you do post some cracking tales. But here (foolishly) goes - When is the wedding ? I could give a go but don't how funny the translation would be ( sense of humours vary in different countries). PS our Gallic TAMBer McVincent might be a better shout than me. Edited June 12, 2015 by fringo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 My French teacher warned me against trying to be funny in French, although he did say I wasn't funny in English either. Merde and mon frere might be useful? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 My French teacher warned me against trying to be funny in French, although he did say I wasn't funny in English either. Merde and mon frere might be useful? That's half of it written now. Just chuck in MFI encore et toilette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clyde1998 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Bonjour. Je m'appelle <--Insert Name-->. J'ai <--age--> ans et je suis Écossais. J'adore le foot. Au Revoir. Hello. I am called <--Insert Name-->. I am <--age--> years old and I am Scottish. I love football. Goodbye. That's pretty much all the French I can remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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