Rossy Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I had the unique pleasure last night of watching 2 movies that made me want to stick my head through the TV, they were so mind-bogglingly desperate ; Noah - Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus (literally) and The Master - Whackeem Feenix plays Whackeem Feenix and leaves you asking.....'what the f*cvk was that all about' ?? Anyone top that ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I had the unique pleasure last night of watching 2 movies that made me want to stick my head through the TV, they were so mind-bogglingly desperate ; Noah - Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus (literally) and The Master - Whackeem Feenix plays Whackeem Feenix and leaves you asking.....'what the f*cvk was that all about' ?? Anyone top that ? Noah is indeed utter pish. The missus and me lasted an hour before giving up on it. Haven't seen The Master but can't stand Joaquin Phoenix so I'm unlikely to. The wife and me had a WW2 afternoon and just watched Saving Private Ryan and Schindler's List back to back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilser Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I had the unique pleasure last night of watching 2 movies that made me want to stick my head through the TV, they were so mind-bogglingly desperate ; Noah - Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus (literally) and The Master - Whackeem Feenix plays Whackeem Feenix and leaves you asking.....'what the f*cvk was that all about' ?? Anyone top that ? Booooooooo! I thought this thread was going to be about Roy Wood's old band... Any road, whatever you do don't watch The Double under any circumstances - it's one of the dullest films going, to the extent that towards the end there was a pivotal bit where it was important that the viewer at least knew which of the two identical characters was on screen, yet by that stage I was beyond giving a feck. Utterly up its arse and dismal, which is a shame because Richard Ayoade (the director) was great in the IT Crowd and did well with directing Submarine previously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Parkland was one I was looking forward to as I'm into all things JFK, but it was extremely slow and the only film on the subject I've seen that made it completely mundane. No new insight, no different angle, even Billy Bob Thornton lacked his usual presence. Rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossy Posted January 10, 2015 Author Share Posted January 10, 2015 I just looked at the Wiki page for 'The Master' to see what was going on, and it's obvious that whoever wrote the page didnae understand a f*ck about the movie either.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamntg Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Why would anyone expect Noah to be good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Anchorman 2 The first one is alright but the sequel was shocking. Didn't help that the couple in front laughed at every single 'joke' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cove_Sheep Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 The Interview Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I don't know what folk see in films - boring as phuq. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 The InterviewIt was bad, mainly due to an awful script and Franco being unable to act, it was too over the top to be good, but it wasn't that bad. Worst film I've seen so far this year was Noah, I lasted about half an hour of it, it was just terrible on every level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnie x Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 The master is one of the worst Hollywood self indulgent I have ever watched. Absolute . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnie x Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I just looked at the Wiki page for 'The Master' to see what was going on, and it's obvious that whoever wrote the page didnae understand a f*ck about the movie either.... Got told off in the cinema for looking at my phone at the end as it was causing too much light. There were about a dozen folk there but I had the film buff behind me. There wasn't one good thing about that film. Total . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 The Master was one of the worst films I've ever seen. Self-indulgent nonsense that will, I'm sure, be given an incredibly high score by the critics on Rotten Tomatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slinky Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Worst one I've watched recently was the harry hill movie. Wtf??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 I have the master downloaded, kinda wanna watch it now to see how bad it is. It's about Scientology right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al1978 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 I have the master downloaded, kinda wanna watch it now to see how bad it is. It's about Scientology right? You'll be disappointed if you watch it expecting a bad film. It's just not for everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larky Masher Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Worst one I've watched recently was the harry hill movie. Wtf??? That was beyond abysmal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 You'll be disappointed if you watch it expecting a bad film. It's just not for everyone. I'm a massive Hoffman fan which is why I downloaded it. Will give it a fair go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Return of Yermaw Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 I don't know what folk see in films - boring as phuq. Or books. Or art. Give me reality TV any day.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giblet Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 I present "The Watch" to be the biggest steaming pile of sh1te. Watched it on Amazon Prime. Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill and Richared Ayoade. Thought the cast made it look promising, but dear god, it was p1sh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Laud Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Got to agree about Noah.What an utter pile of shecht.watched it till about half way before i felt like topping myself.Oh and what were the monsters all about?were they in the bible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrystarfish Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Watched about 30 mins of the Master and the wife couldn't be arsed with it so it went off - I had always intended on finishing it but I won't bother now based on the reviews here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stokesy Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Movie 43. 1st film I saw with my ex. Probably explains why it didn't last that long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Agreed with The Double, lasted about forty minutes. go-nowhere drivel. Worst movie I've seen recently was Frank. Abysmal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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