Bzzzz Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 You are officially old when you realise its unacceptable to eye up girls in their 20s... A very harsh realisation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giblet Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Watching The Voice and not recognising any of the songs covered. Actually maybe just watching The Voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Only downside is being cattled after one heavy session. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock strap Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Your only as old as you feel yourself. Not quite found this contented in life moment but happy enough. Happy with my 30 odd years and got 2 amazing weans who make me prouder than words can explain. Parenthood changed my life......so much for the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 So just who is the oldest poster on the Tamboard? Mindi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I have no blood children,but content with 3 step ones. Although the oldest being 15 and thinking she knows it all is starting to annoy me. And the clothes she wears. Wouldn't see lasses dressed like that when I wer a lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Mindi. Oooft! Hell hath no fury like a Scunnered scorned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Oooft! Hell hath no fury like a Scunnered scorned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Ach go for it with the parenthood thing, it,s a blast ! If you and your partner do not have the option of DIY, then I am sure you would have no lack of willing 'donors' from this community of fine specimens. Just think, with all the designer embryo stuff you could produce a child with the intellect of Scunnered, the looks of Flora, the animal husbandry skills of Ormond, the financial acumen of aaaid, and the diplomacy skills of Admin 4. Funny you say that as her indoors is in heat the noo. Bloody nightmare right now trying to get out for a pint when she's like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TartanJon Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 (edited) My knees are fecked but I go out more than I did when I was in my 20s Being 45 is the new 25 imo (except if you're as old as Mindi) Edited February 6, 2016 by TartanJon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenblueeyes Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 So just who is the oldest poster on the Tamboard? Can't believe you even have to ask that...everyone knows it's Flure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bannannan Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I'd love to be young enough again to play the beautiful game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Aye chap door run away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McDange Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I'm 31 and can relate to every single one of these. http://metro.co.uk/2015/08/16/13-signs-youre-too-old-to-go-clubbing-5341156/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Can't believe you even have to ask that...everyone knows it's Flure! Im cliping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Im cliping I'm sure his butler has already reported back to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenblueeyes Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I'm sure his butler has already reported back to him. I'm OK - the butler is on holiday as Lord and Lady Flure are currently sunning themselves overseas..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan cake Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 (edited) My age didnt really bother me till last year when my big bro turned 50, the guy I shared a bedroom with for 16 years is now an old man! strangely this seemed to make me think more about ageing than my own age Edited February 7, 2016 by dan cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Mindi. Just because I don't want your babies, there's no need to be bitchy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 My knees are fecked but I go out more than I did when I was in my 20s Being 45 is the new 25 imo (except if you're as old as Mindi) Bitch #2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haggis McBasher Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 I'm 31 and can relate to every single one of these. http://metro.co.uk/2015/08/16/13-signs-youre-too-old-to-go-clubbing-5341156/ We're around the same age and I do tend to go to clubs a bit less now but still enjoy it when I do. Difference is now I don't feel like I have wasted my night off if I'm not at one quite enjoy getting up the next day feeling fresh at home rather than making my way home from some random's house party still half cut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brant grebner Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 judging from the state of most old folks homes, I would have thought that the worst thing about getting old was how you don't notice that you are doing a shite anymore so you just wander about with a big tolley keech falling out and you tread it in to the carpet completely unawares. Which is why people tend to get Lino or laminate flooring when they get older. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exglasgowasc Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 I hit the big 50 a couple of weeks ago and was raving it up at the Colours 21st Birthday Party last night at the O2 Academy. Knackered today though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padre Andrew Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 I cant understand the need to start making 'ooooh' noises getting in and out of seats. Noticed that I've started doing that. Really irritating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Laud Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 You know your getting old when your back goes out more than you do. i,ll get ma coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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