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In Topic: Black Friday

Today, 12:37

Especially when a lot of places do online deals today.

In Topic: Worst Joke You`ll Hear The Day

Yesterday, 21:15

4 people in the carriage of a train - a Scotsman, a pretty young blonde girl, an ugly old woman and an Englishman.
It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the tunnel the Englishman is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his cheek.
The old lady thinks: "I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the dark and she slapped him."
The pretty young blonde thinks: "I bet the Englishman tried to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him."
The Englishman thinks: "I bet that the Scotsman fondled the blonde in the dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me."
The Scotsman thinks: "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that English twat again."

In Topic: The Get It Off Your Chest Thread...

25 November 2014 - 06:00 PM

Is there a bigger arsehole on the planet than bob geldof?

Alex jones?

In Topic: The Club That Vanished

24 November 2014 - 08:37 PM

Were meadowbank not rebranded as livingston? I mind going to meadowbank with the big scoreboard.

In Topic: Arsenal

24 November 2014 - 08:32 PM

Keepers crap, defence is brutal. They arent physical enough and most other managers have wenger figured oot.