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daddybuc16

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Wee Joke. Place Could Do With It

20 September 2014 - 08:30 PM

a bunch of nuns die and go to heaven. they are gathered at the pearly gates when St Peter approaches them.
he says to them "you may enter, if you can answer me honestly one question"
he says to the first nun "have you ever touched a mans willie"
yes, she says once with this finger. St peter tells her to put her finger in the holy water and she will be cleansed and can enter heaven.
says to second nun "have you ever touched a mans willie" yes, she say, once, with this hand. St peter tells her to put her hand in the holy water and she will be cleansed and can enter heaven. so she does.
suddenly there's this big commossion at the back of the group. St peter asks "whats going on back there ladies" and one of the nun turns, points to her friend and says "I'm not washing my mouth out in there after she's had her bum in it"

Senor, I Speaka De Lingo

06 September 2014 - 05:24 PM



Browsing through scotland videos on youtube found this for anyone looking toick up a bit of german to help them during there stay.

https://m.youtube.co...h?v=zCdc0UzIVk8

Coupon

29 August 2014 - 08:31 PM


Got Millwall
Derby
Dunfermline all to win.

And blackburn both teams to score

9/1 no complain if it comes in