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31 August 2015 - 11:30 AM

Celtic (and Fenerbache Fans) responding to threats on Twitter over Europa games is a pisser:





Parlez-Vous Franšais Svp?

12 June 2015 - 03:22 PM

Got to write a best man speech in French and despite revising my GCSE text book I am unable to succinctly detail the occasion my brother, aged 5,  sh!t in a wardrobe at MFI whilst our folks were looking for bedroom furniture.  My brother was given an absolute roasting by my dad and told in no uncertain terms he should only do this on the toilet.  About a month later our folks were brave enough to return to MFI and again my brother disappeared.  This time he was found in the bathroom department sat, trousers around his ankles, upon one of the display models and looked super proud when he saw mum.      


Anyone on here got this level of French please and willing to translate a couple of stories for my slides please?