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Member Since 05 Nov 2007
Offline Last Active Jan 23 2015 12:17 PM

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In Topic: Best/worst Excuse For Time Off For An Away Trip

23 January 2015 - 12:02 PM

Family funeral for first day of Germany trip.


Did you tell them that your whole family had died? Did your boss believe it?

In Topic: Self Induced Injury Nhs

23 January 2015 - 11:18 AM

I broke my arm when I was half-cut. It'd been snowing for days and the snow had half melted and then frozen again, making it very icy and slippy underfoot.

I fell, put my arm down to break my fall and snapped my upper arm.

Phoned an ambulance, when it came the paramedic grabbed my broken arm to lead me in to the ambulance. I then had to direct the ambulance driver to the hospital as she didn't know how to get there.
Then at the hospital they put a big heavy stookie on my arm which elongated the fracture.

They gave me morphine at the hospital, feeling that course through me was possibly the best feeling I've ever experienced.

Was a good night all in :ok:


I'm sorry, but i find most of that post very hard to believe. Sounds like you were a wee bit more than "half" cut to me.

In Topic: Boobs Paps Breasts

23 January 2015 - 11:11 AM

And here we are - talking about the newspaper.


Well done to the advertising wizz that dreamed this one up.


Aye, right enough.


Actually, there might be something in that :headbang:



It's been a hard year for you since.




In Topic: Boobs Paps Breasts

23 January 2015 - 12:08 AM

Storm in a D cup.

In Topic: Self Induced Injury Nhs

23 January 2015 - 12:01 AM

Did you notice that, during all the talk about he problems with A&E, Ninewells was the only A&E in Scotland which achieved the 98% target 100% of the time. Oor Shona wants all other A&Es to learn from the Ninewells example.